People have been buzzing recently about Benji Madden stepping out on Paris Hilton with another girl. Benji is so upset by the rumors that he’s been hittin’ clubs with other girls that he decided to go public and set the record straight. He says the rumors are “hurtful, completely false, and absurd”.
“Paris “is my life, my heart and my soul, the most important thing in my life. No one exists but her. I am the most loyal guy in the world and would never even look at anyone else.”

Paris has also responded, saying, “Benji and I have an amazing relationship and I trust him with my life. I know he would never hurt me and he knows the same about me.”

Well, aren’t they just so sweet it makes your mouth pucker…ugh. I never thought life would present me with a situation where I could write the name Paris Hilton in the same post as a Shakespeare quote, but this one seems to fit nicely, “The lady doth protest too much“