Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce might just be the best thing that ever happened to their kids. Instead of spending the day in near silence, eating only fish and receiving only 2 gifts each, the Ritchie children will be having an extravagant English countryside Christmas at Ashcombe house with both their parents.

Apparently Guy has finally grown a pair, put his foot down and told Madge he is giving his kids a special holiday this year.

‘Because of what the kids have been through this year he wants to treat them to a really special Christmas with stockings of presents and a big tree. He is planning on having a traditional turkey dinner – although all the food will be organic at Madonna’s insistence.

‘Madonna doesn’t really like Ashcombe but she thinks it’s important that they put on a united front for the kids. She will, however, be eating a different meal as she will only eat fish. She will also be working out on Christmas Day.’

Last year Madonna permitted the family to eat only steamed fish and vegetables which she is allowed as part of her macrobiotic diet.

The kids will also be allowed to eat a few sweets and watch a little bit of television over the holiday. I know…it’s shocking that Madge would let her kids get this wild and crazy. (roll eyes)

This is why celebrity children often turn to drugs and need years of therapy. I think Britney’s kids might have a better chance of turning out normal …and I can’t believe I am saying that.