Despite Lindsay Lohan’s best efforts to pretend that Harry Morton did not dump her, it is becoming more and more evident that he has. The NY Daily News reports, “Harry says they are finished. He says that she is always on her Blackberry and is too leechy and dependent. Also, Harry is sober, which is hard, because she is not.”A sober guy dating Lindsay Lohan is like a vegan dating Ted Nugent.

You gotta give girlfriend credit, she is not a quitter. Even now, in the midst of this public dumping and a looming eviction from her home away from home, Chateau Marmont (for one too many loud, late nights) Lindsay still finds time to hatch an evil plan to make Harry jealous by parading around town with Paris Hilton’s ex, Stavros Niarchos. Sadly, her plan has not garnered the results she was hoping for, and she is still DUMPED. Is it wrong to think this is funny?
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Source: NY Daily NewsÂ