Today MSN reported that “A mystery is growing around Britney Spears’ second baby.” Sometimes I just wanna tell the online news folks to keep up! This is old news to us here at HWB. We reported this rumor back on October 16.

Just to review for those of you who don’t check in here everyday (as you should), the rumor is that Britney actually gave birth to a baby girl that she names Jayden James, JJ for short. Speculation started first a few weeks ago when people started to realize that we hadn’t had an official birth announcement or any news of any plans for pictures of the new Federline. When Sean Preston was born, Britney and K-Fed had all sort of media coverage and we saw tons of candid shots of the baby right away. But this time we haven’t seen hide nor hare of baby Sutton Pierce, if in fact that is his real name. The next clue was a confusing radio interview that Kevin did alluding to the fact that this was not the babies name and it just may not be a boy.

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The day that Britney made her big skinny debut back into public she was seen buying pink baby clothes at Planet Blue. A fellow shopper managed to take some candid shots but Britney’s bodyguard confiscated the camera. The final clue to this mystery is the fact that Britney is currently doing her own PR work and inside sources say that the Federlines are ‘punking’ us, so to say, until October 31st, when Kevin’s new album will drop. The baby’s name and the fact that he is actually a she will be released in what they hope to be a huge PR blitz.
I can totally believe that this redneck PR work was born of the genius of Britney and Kevin.