Page Six reports that Jessica Simpson’s new assistant, Adrienne Sands, has been overheard telling people that she is too smart for this job and that she doesn’t like it. Adrienne is a graduate of the University of Wisconsin and in reality probably is too smart for this job. But what did she think she was signing up for? This job was formerly done by Jessica’s best friend, not a Rhodes Scholar. Adrienne, honey, just find Jessica’s sunglasses when she loses them and walk that fluffy dog of hers and then sit back and enjoy the ride. And when you get fired for cutting in on Jessica’s new man, write a tell-all book so we can finally know what goes on in that screwed up family.

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