**They story as told by Gillian’s breasts.

Arrival at the party. God it’s good to be out and about and looking hot in our pink dress.

Gillian Anderson

Look out, we may have a wardrobe malfunction. Batton down the hatches, no boob will be left behind!

Gillian Anderson 2

Dude, could you be any more obvious? Gill – block his hands! He’s going for a feel!

Gillian Anderson 3

Finally, safe at last! Smart thinking putting on the coat Gill. Now pry yourself away from the pervy man trying to get his hands on us and lets go home.

Gillian Anderson 4