George Michael was arrested with drugs (again) over the weekend, but this time he won’t face charges. Sad, old junkie George was busted in a bathroom (again) for allegedly possessing crack cocaine and weed. It’s unsure why he isn’t in more trouble since this is not his first offense and the Metropolitan Police Chief has a no tolerance policy on celebrities with drugs.

“We can confirm a 45-year-old man was arrested in the Hampstead Heath area on the 19th of September on the suspicion of possessing drugs,” a Scotland Yard spokesman said. “He was taken to a North London police station where he received a caution and was released with no further action. The caution was for the possession of Class A and Class C drugs, cocaine and cannabis.”

Although Sad old George issued the following statement to his fans and everyone else that is over his antics, I think all anyone really wants to know is ‘What it is with you and the public bathroom’s dude?”

“In a strange way I’ve spent the last 15 to 20 years trying to derail my own career, but it never seems to suffer,” he said. “I suffer like crazy. I’ve suffered bereavements and public humiliations, but my career always seems to right itself like a plastic duck in the bath.”

George Michael Arrested With Crack Cocaine