The award show held at the O2 Arena in Berlin, Germany on Thursday boasted performances by Beyonce, Shakira, Katy Perry, The Foo Fighters, Green Day, Jay Z and Leona Lewis.

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Here is a partial transcript of her expletive-laced tirade. You can watch the entire thing below.

“I like everybody to do well. Even somebody that looks like a slapped arse. God bless her. It’s like, ‘You go girl’. She does look like a hairy arsehole. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say ‘god bless’ and here’s a Gillette razor.”

Lindsay’s response to her dad’s (most recent) betrayal? She took to twitter.

- she blames herself for staying w/him for so long, I’d beg her not to leave b/c he always threatened to kill her if she did”
- after disappearing, then coming home after being gone for several days while cheating on my mother&abusing substances.
- Its so sad that I even have to share this w/everyone, but I haven’t had a real relationship w/Michael Sr. In years. That is the truth. Xox
- I just hope I can show others how to be strong through times & to be able to stand up for yourself and loved ones no matter what! *

“She should have been weaned off the bottle by the time she was one year old,” Dr. Jennifer Shu, a pediatrician and co-author of Food Fights , tells Usmagazine.com. “By the time kids are nine months old, they have the physical development and mouth coordination necessary to be able to drink out of a sippy cup or a cup with straw. That development comes pretty early.”

But on the other hand….

But Dr. Harvey Karp — a pediatrician, child development specialist and creator of the DVD and book, The Happiest Toddler On The Block – doesn’t think it’s such a big deal. “Sucking is normal for kids when they are tired or bored — as long as kids aren’t keeping the bottle in their mouths for hours” he tells Us, adding that it may serve as an emotional security device. “Thumb-sucking is more damaging.”

I actually agree with Dr.Karp…it’s not like you don’t 3 year-old’s still using pacifiers. What’s the dif? There’s a certain stigma attached to a kid using a bottle too long.  And they are either hiding the fact that she’s still on the B (we never see pics of her sucking on her wheatgrass anymore) or she is really only using for a comfy. A small piece of calm in her crazy, celebrity baby life. I’ll tell you the real reason you can’t let a 2-3 year-old have a bottle..they chew through the damn nipples at an alarming rate!

“Mommy says that I’m worse than you were,” Lindsay sobs to her dad. “And she’s defending…She doesn’t back me and she doesn’t stand by me. Why? Why? No one cares about me. They don’t, by the way. No one cares that much. It’s never about that. It’s about how they feel, not how I feel. It’s not about me. It’s never been about me, unless I fight for it.”

Lilo responded to this voicemail by once again slamming her father on twitter.

My fathers such a loser & those recordings are from years ago. To release personal things is foul enough, but to edit them. I used to think That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.

Several major tabloids have reported that  Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt agreed that she would take a major acting break after filming Salt to spend time with her mess-o-kids. Then she agreed to star in The Tourist with Johnny Depp and the sh*t hit the fan. Sources close to Angie say she has a hard time turning down good (read: usually boring) roles and is not ready to give up her A-list acting career even though she and Brad had agreed she would put family first after Salt.

That being said..their gear isn’t that bad. If you wanna look like Brandon and the boys and you don’t mind shelling out over $100 for a tshirt or close to $200 for a fringe scarf. Hey..it takes a lot of cash to look like a struggling, hipster musician. Don’t get me started on the $1200 leather jacket.

Teaming up with French designers Surface To Air, the limited edition clothing line will go on sale exclusively at the Paris Texas shop in Copenhagen from early December. Fans wanting to see the collection or to reserve items can do so by visiting the shop’s blog HERE.

Where you wondering what happened with the Carrie Prejean/ Miss California USA lawsuit? Yeah, me neither. Prejean demanded a cool million during her settlement negotiations with the pageant but someone with questionable morals at Miss Cali played some dirty pool. They’ve been holding on to a never-released-very graphic sexy tape starring one Carrie Prejean just in case.

The video the lawyer showed Carrie is extremely graphic and has never been released publicly. We know that, because TMZ obtained the video months ago but decided not to post it because it was so racy. Let’s just say, Carrie has a promising solo career.

We’re told it took about 15 seconds for Carrie to jettison her demand and essentially walk away with nothing. As we first reported, the Pageant is paying around $100,000 to her lawyers and publicist — a fraction of her bills. She pockets nothing in the settlement.

Penny received the shocking diagnosis after suddenly falling ill following a recent plane flight, said the source.

She was vomiting and thought it might be the flu. But she got the shock of her life when the doctors told her she had a tumor on both her brain and her liver. Doctors told her they needed to schedule her for surgery and that they’d need to take a biopsy to determine if she had cancer.”

Failed diet spokesperson Kirstie Alley is going to star in a new A&E reality “docu-series” about her life as a single mom and her efforts to lose weight.The show will follow Kirstie as she launches a new weight-loss program. Her two teenage children will also be featured on the show.

What is she thinking???? She can’t even handle her business when the cameras aren’t on her 24/7..how is she ever going to handle reality tv pressure? And it’s sad..you know folks (like me) will just be tuning in to see her meltdown and binge on a box of Krispy Kremes.

The 58-year-old Alley, who starred in the sitcoms “Veronica’s Closet” and “Cheers,” appeared in the 2005 Showtime comedy series “Fat Actress.” She played a version of herself coping with Hollywood’s fixation on thinness.

She has also been a spokeswoman for the Jenny Craig diet program.

The A&E series is to air next year.

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No word on what the three real rockers in this commercial think about this (some would say) cheesy game…but here are Taylor’s thoughts;

“Anything that encourages people to pick up an instrument and play, I’m fully behind. And, I’m really excited about Band Hero, because not only are fans getting to play my songs, but I’m actually in the game,” Taylor, a singer/songwriter/guitarist said of the game back in August. “There are so many awesome things that go into being in Band Hero, like getting to customize my band to look like my touring band, and it’s so cool for people to feel like they are experiencing one of my concerts. This is one of the closest things out there to going to see me perform!”

Ashlee was kicked off Melrose Place because she was a total diva on set, late all the time, and deeply disliked by fellow cast members,” the insider spills. “It created a lot of discord among the cast.” Another big problem, says the snitch? “She could barely act.”

The source says producers desperately wanted Heather Locklear to reprise her role, but couldn’t afford her salary demands without cutting someone.
“They basically trimmed the fat and made it possible for Heather to join the show,” says the snitch. “Heather is a much bigger name than Ashlee.”

It’s funny thought that they really think the 18-24 year old chick demo would rather see old ass Heather than Ashlee.

I warned you guys we were gonna get a “Moon overload the next couple of weeks…I’ll try to not to drown us all in the new pretty pictures.