“Couples Retreat” looks like it’s gonna have the same kind of of appeal that ‘The Break-Up‘ held. A movie that speaks to people in real realtionships..the truth about having kids and being in a long term relationship isn’t always funny…but these guys always make the struggles look hilarious.

The movie has alot of familiar faces including Kristin Bell, Kristin David, Jason Bateman and Malin Akerman.

Not one to take crap from a empty-headed actress….Michael snapped back through UsWeekly. “Well, that’s Megan Fox for you! She says some very ridiculous things because she’s 23 years old and she still has a lot of growing to do. You roll your eyes when you see statements like that and think, ‘Okay Megan, you can do whatever you want. I got it. Nick Cage wasn’t a big actor when I cast him, nor was Ben Affleck. before I put him in Armageddon. Shia LaBeouf wasn’t a big movie star before he did Transformers — and then he exploded. Not to mention Will Smith and Martin Lawrence, from Bad Boys. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in Transformers. I like to think that I’ve had some luck in building actors’ careers with my films.”

These pictures must have been taken before Vic’s reduced her 34DD to 34B’s.

The 23-year-old stunner shared an intimate dinner with Zac Efron on Tuesday night at Pace, an upscale restaurant in Laurel Canyon, California, Celebuzz can exclusively report.
A fellow diner revealed, “They were very friendly and their faces were close when they talked.”
It’s no secret that the Transformers 2 actress has had a thing for the 21-year-old High School Musical heartthrob for quite some time. As we reported back in January, the two flirted at the Golden Globe Awards, raising eyebrows at an after-party.

I’m not the world’s biggest Jessica Simpson fan, but I do admire her determination. She’s failed miserably at every career Papa Joe has pushed her into, pop star - movie star- country pop star …but she just keeps going like a size DD Energizer bunny.

If I had to critique her..and you KNOW I do..I’d say she really needs to get a new stylist. Whoever keeps putting her in these very unflattering outfits should be fired…with no severance package.

Check out these pictures of Jess with Tony and Tiger Woods at the AT&T National PGA Golf Tournament in Bethesda, Maryland. Is that dress heinous or what?

“We had an agreement… he didn’t keep his end,” Rowe said, referring to Jackson’s death.

“I want my children,” Rowe said during a 90-minute phone conversation Thursday morning with NBCLA’s Chuck Henry.

Rowe is also seeking a restraining order to keep Jackson’s father, Joe Jackson, away from the children. “I am stepping up,” Rowe said Thursday morning. “I have to.”

Although a  judge already granted Michael’s mother Katherine temporary custody of the kids, and Michael’s Will stated that he wanted his mother to gain full custody…there will still be a hearing on July 13th. You can bet your bottom dollar Rowe, her attorney and maybe even the fat dermatologist who was the sperm donor will be there with bells on.

Maybe crazy-ass LaToya will show up and give that blonde biatch a proper Jackson family beat-down.

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And he thinks he will learn this at the khaki-cookie-cutter-mega-chain. I suppose he’ll learn how to brainwash everyone into looking the same for the bargain price of $49.99.

A source tells Us Weekly: “He works all the time, and one Friday night recently he stayed until midnight. He is learning the fashion business from the inside and trying to do it quietly.”

Courtney Love has promised to put on weight after she was pictured looking frighteningly thin and gaunt in New York last week. The former Hole lead singer, who covered up her skeletal frame in a black and white coat during an outing in the city yesterday, says she has been ordered to start eating by her doctor who diagnosed her with malnutrition.

‘I know I’ve got too skinny,’ she says in a new interview. ‘I know I need to sort it out. I am going to put on 15lbs in one month… I do not have body dysmorphia. Seriously, I want to get fatter. You know, when I was 192lbs [13st 5lbs], I thought I looked hot!… [My doctor] gave me a massive shot of vitamins and told me to start eating,’ she revealed in the current issue of Grazia.

The 44-year-old yo-yo dieter is more than two stone below the recommend healthy weight for her height. Even she was taken aback by the scales after she stepped on to weigh herself during an interview with the magazine.

‘S***, I though I was like 130lbs [9st 2lbs], but I’m 118lbs [8st 4lbs] and I’m 5ft 10ins, that’s not good for someone my height,’ she told the reporter. She continued: ‘I need to start working out again. It’s the stress - you have no idea what it has been like these last few months. I need to get to the bottom of this fraud, I need answers.’

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‘After sitting with a few pals at her VIP table she dragged her friend Bridget into the loos. They tried to go into the toilet cubicle together but they were stopped by the toilet attendant. The lady said to her, “What are you doing? You are not allowed to go in together, you have to come out now.”

‘Mischa looked really p***ed off and embarrassed but her friend was fine about it.’ She apparently took so long that the attendant was forced to check if she was feeling okay.

An onlooker said: ‘She took so long to emerge that everyone was worried about her. At one point the toilet attendant had to knock on her door twice to ask if she was alright. Then her mate was knocking to check she was feeling okay.’

The source added: ‘When she came out of the cubicle, she was complaining about people knocking on the door. She looked slightly worse for wear as she attempted to apply her make-up.’

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Well..at least she’s blessed with a killer body. People will forgive you a lot of things if you are blonde and have the perfect beach body.

Paris Hilton is such denial of herself that it would send any decent head-shrink running for cover. She pretends to be pretty-pretty-princess in front of the cameras …but she’s such an idiot that her behind-the-camera-life is always being put on display for public viewing as well. Think: lost cell phones, unpaid storage bills full of pictures of Paris in lots of compromising positions with lots of cocaine around, etc.

Real celebrities don’t usually buy into their own press, but Paris is so far up her own ass that she was actually utterly disgusted at an oral sex joke on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List guest spot earlier this week.

When Kath makes an oral sex joke, Paris looks disgusted and says, “I never do that. My mom always taught me only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.”

According to the New York Daily News:

The “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” co-stars (whose movie killed the competition with a $201 million five-day opening) sat side by side during a dinner with 10 pals — including director Oliver Stone— at Nobu on Thursday.

“They definitely seemed into each other,” says a witness, who told us that when Fox left at 10 p.m., LaBeouf followed hot on her heels. Another spy added that, while partying at a Rose’s bash in West  Hollywood earlier in the week, “Shia couldn’t keep his eyes off of Megan: He literally watched her like a hawk all night.”

Super hot bikini model Bar Refaeli for the fellas (and gals) and Joe Perry from Aerosmith for the girls (and guys) ….

….and then there’s Steven Tyler for the very fetish-y, freaky folks.