I must be the only straight chick in the world that doesn’t think this guy is hot. When these shirtless pictures of Robert Pattinson hit the internet yesterday I could literally feel the buzz of excitement eminating out of my laptop.

But I just don’t get it. He’s only 23 but he looks like he’s a boozy 40 year old man with three kids he never sees.

Not that I don’t appreciate the work and dedication it took to get that six pack…

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