Young, pretty Evan Rachel Wood has finally wised up and dumped creepy old Marilyn Manson. The Dita Von Teese wanna-be has been dating the walking dead for the past two years, after she played Lolita and busted up his marriage.

Rachel kicked pace face to the curb after he insisted that she kick her brother out of her guesthouse.

A source said, “Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.“

Great. Parents everywhere should prepare now for a major wave of teen-angst. Now that pasty-face is going to have a lot of free time on his hands he surely be making a lot more teenage depression music.