Let me preface this by saying I’m sorry there are so many downer stories about divorce today. Celebrity break-ups come in groups, like deaths.

Elin Woods is oh-vah Tiger Woods and his strippers/porn stars/general trashy women. Word on the street is that she’s seriously working with a divorce attorney and she is taking the kids to Sweden so they don’t have live with their fathers shame.

Elin skipped his comeback at the Masters and was described as “disgusted and outraged” by the new Nike ad featuring a voiceover by his late father.

After the Masters, Elin was seen leaving Florida, destination unknown.

“Elin was violently angry over this commercial and thought it was a cheesy thing to do,” a friend says. “She wouldn’t have gone near the Masters under any condition, but that just made her even madder. She is over Tiger. I wouldn’t be surprised if she files for divorce soon.”