Just two weeks after Eddie Murphy and Tracey Edmonds got hitched in a fabulous tropical locale, the two have called it splits. Why now? After dating all that time and roughing it out through the whole Melanie Brown custody thing. Our money is on Tracey caught Ed in something. A lie, on a hooker, something.

“After much consideration and discussion, we have jointly decided that we will forego having a legal ceremony as it is not necessary to define our relationship further. While the recent symbolic union in Bora Bora was representative of our deep love, friendship and respect that we have for one another on a spiritual level, we have decided to remain friends.”