Dita Von Teese is trying to divorce her husband of one year, Marilyn Manson. The only problem is that she can’t find him. Dita filed the papers for divorce before Christmas but no action has been taken because master of macabe (and teen angst) Marilyn is off on endless benders. Friends says that he never even noticed when she moved out of the house weeks ago. Sad news. If these two well balanced, all american kids can’t make it, what does that mean for the rest of us? At least she won’t have to share her pancake make-up anymore.
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