Dina Lohan is terrified her ex-husband is going to send her meal ticket to rehab, Lindsay Lohan is terried of going to rehab…so instead of changing their dysfunctional lifestyles they have decided to pay off the guy that could ruin it all.

Sources report that Dina and Lindsay are going to offer Michael seven figures if he agrees to shut his mouth and go away. Ix-nay on the interventions and rehab and stop talking to the press…and crying on tv.

Like he did on Maury.

In an open letter published in In Touch Magazine earlier this month: the born-again Michael Lohan wrote: “I have held your vacant body in my arms, felt the tears fall down your face, and I tried every way to make you see what is happening to you….I have helped so many others ’successfully,’ Linds, please, Honey, let me help you. Let me help you get your life back so that you can build it to where you once were.”