We used to think David Letterman was losing his edge, but he got it back Friday night when he grilled Paris Hilton on her time in jail. It was a thing of beauty. Quick-witted Dave outthinking Paris around every turn of the conversation. Paris had no idea how to steer the conversation away from her stint in jail to her new stinky perfume, so she just finally told Dave that he was making her “sad that she came here” and stuck out her bottom lip like a three year old.

Someone needs to teach heiress, millionaire, actress, singer, entrepreneur Paris Hilton how to handle herself during an interview. What a moron.