42 year old rocker and newly sober Courtney Love posted a rambling list of 53 misspelled and sometimes childish New Year resolutions for 2007. The list was taken off Courtney’s website www.moonwashedrose.com for some reason. I don’t why in the world she would take it down, it’s priceless! But luckily our friends at UsWeekly has an excerpt that I think you will find worth the read:

*Have a happy satisfied child and family
* sell the pony get a new horse
* try this “thin” anthropoligical experiment — get to my goal weight healthily and stay there
* cahnt for the war in Iraq to cease asap
* chant for Hillary to win
* learn an asian language
* dont peek at tabloids and bad websites, as it absouloutly shatters the Law to make that cause agiants yourself.
* have fantastic sex with commitment and honour with someone whoo treats me as i deserve and dont give my power away
* DO NOT SLLOW MYSELF TO BE A DOORMAT INA RELATIONSHIP EVER EVER AGAIN
* hopefully start another family someday — soon. meet that guy
* know that Kurts spirit is tended to and tend to it daily

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But wait! There is more!!!!

* LEARN TO DRIVE
* STOP SMOKING GO TO HYPNI THERAPY AND JUST DAMM WELL STOP
* another year, another year without even wine no matter how hard i try to justify that “wines okay” knw that is the demon voice and put it out of my thoughts
* dont go to nightclubs with 19 year olds
* stay pissed off at the world for song usage
* no more surgery for any reason other than medical until i really need it in my 60s

Source: UsWeekly