We’ve been on the Courtney Love getting-sober-and-thin-bandwagon, but after translating yet another unintelligible post on Coutney’s MySpace page, we have officially jumped off. Because we love and adore all our readers, we are going to spare you the original unreadable garble that Courtney typed her little ‘ol self and give you what we have been assured is as close to correctly translated as possible.

“We were hanging out in some building where we could see the whole neighbourhood and I got my crew to go ‘get’ boys with skateboards and girls who were into Gwen Stefani. No offense to true fans but fake people seem to pick Gwen as a safe artist to like and I wanted to teach them a lesson for being such wannabees. I’m also starting a clothing line this year. It won’t be about a font. I won’t charge 10 times the normal price because it has some cuddle bear sweetiepie sign off that Rossdale used to put on his letters to me. Maybe it’s just me but I know perfume has is 800-1200% profit markup so if one “brands” oneself you can cash in big even if nobody cares what it smells like. (Kudos to Madonna for pioneering this). LAMB, lol, I’m more interested in G lingerie. If I design a bag it’ll be fabulous.”

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