The good men and women at the Santa Moncia police department have confirmed that officers responded to an attempted suicide at Owen Wilson’s house on Sunday. The report was posted onine and if the first official confirmation for the reason for the call.

Despite swallowing tons of pills, trying to slash his wrist and causing everyone who loves him unmeasureable grief, Hollywood insiders say this ‘incident’ won’t hurt Owen’s career or box office appeal. I guess if that jacked up nose didn’t put people off him, one little suicide attempt is no biggie.

We are still sort of in shock around here about Owen trying to check out, we expect that sort of nonsense from Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and a handful of other Hollywood basketcases, but not funnyman Owen.

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