Chris Martin recently let a reporter in on an inside joke between himself and his gorgeous wife Gwyneth Paltrow. Chris told the journalist that “he had been told by  his wife that he was only allowed to leave her if it was for one of the pop starlets (from Girls Aloud) and by a reciprocal arrangement, she had chosen… Irish crooners Westlife.” Apparently the boys from Westlife are not that hot, because the reported immediately blurted out, “You could have at least told her Brad Pitt.”

To that a visibly upset Chris Martin replied, “She was engaged to him, you fu*#er.”

Chris lost his Coldplay cool and punched the guy in the chest as he simultaneoulsy called him a four letter word that starts with a C and ends with an UNT. This is the sort of thing that happens when you marry a 9 and you yourself clearly float somewhere in the 4-5 area.

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