After several months of negotiations, “Two and a Half Men” star Charlie Sheen is said to finalizing a new contract that will have him earning $350,000 per episode this season. That would make the highest paid sit-com actor on tv today. I just don’t know if Charlie is $350,000 worth of funny.

This comes as good news to Charlie who has been wondering how in the hell he was going to pay his alimony, child support and maintain his current hooker/gambling budget.

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