Charles Barkley is keeping it real in the most spectacular way. When CB was arrested for Arizonz for DUI yesterday he was so honest with the cops that it’s surreal. The coppers originally pulled Sir Charles over for running a red light, which he did because he was in a big hurry to receive oral sex from the girl he was picking up.

According to the officer who wrote the report, “He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was ‘hot.’ He asked me, ‘You want the truth?’ When I told him I did he said, ‘I was gonna drive around the corner and get a b**w job. He then explained that she had given him a ‘b**w job’ one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life.”

Later at the police station Charles joked with one of the employees that he would tattoo their name on his butt if they would get him out of his DUI charge. It was just all fun and giggles for everyone. Oh yeah, and the cops found a loaded gun in Charlies car too….no word on if it was legal or not. It’s usually just the NFL guys that run around with unregistered guns so this one is probably legit.