It’s well known that most stars put odd things in their contracts to make sure that someone is reading them, remember when Van Halen demanded only brown M&M’s be in their dressing rooms. This was way before you could order them by color on line so some flunky had to sit there at pick out about 500 brown M&M’s. Now that was funny. Today’s stars don’t seem to have the same style.

Britney Spears gets her crudites, fruit, little sandwiches (NO BACON), margaritas, Red Bull (both reg and sugar free), and lots of flowers, candles and “girly things.”

Nicole Scherzinger must have Trader Joe’s Country Choice organic multigrain oatmeal, a cheese tray (good cheeses; no goat cheese), 4 Myoplex protein shakes, 20 hand towels (preferably black), and dill pickles!

Fall Out Boy’s gotta have 1 box PB&J Uncrustables, Cool Ranch Doritos, 1 bottle of champagne (not cheap, but not Cristal), Gummi candy, 1 bottle of vodka, 8′x8′ break-dance mat (cardboard is unacceptable).

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Fitty wants 6 bottles of Formula 50 Vitamin Water, 1 bucket fried chicken (KFC, Church’s), Twizzlers, Snickers, Jolly Ranchers and KitKats, a hot tea setup .. and No Styrofoam!

Justin Timberlake needs some Grey Goose vodka, Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan rum, Crown Royal, champagne, root beer, two bananas, room temp. Fiji water, vanilla soy milk, cookies (not a lot).