Jessica Alba finds a good use for her gigantic handbag.

See America, while we all thought the absurdly oversized sunglasses and handbags the young Hollywood stars seem to flock to was just another silly Hollywood, but it’s really a functional piece of paparazzi busting equipment.

Note to Jessica: If you want to block photographers with your arms and body weight, you really need to bulk up. Those little chicken arms ain’t blocking nothing out.

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