“If there’s a message, it’s, ‘you gotta help somebody. Even if it’s somebody’s car breaking down, use your cell phone. Something little like that. We gotta help one another to get the quality of life we’re all striving for.”

“It’s cool to have the goal of being the biggest movie star in the world. But why? It’s been revealed to me that the question is, ‘Whose life is better because you woke up today?’

A timely message from Big Willy. You know cuz it’s Christmas/Hanukkuh/Kwanza and all.

According to a notorious Hollywood Madame, Smith was a client of hers for years before she packed up shop and moved her operation to Manhattan earlier this year. She remembers the first time she ever spoke with Smith. “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

Source

Uh-Oh. Dr. Phil Pissed Off Spears Family – Celebrity Smack

Wanna See Some Celebrity Cellulite? – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Rachel Hunter’s Weight Loss – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Kevin Federline Slaps A Restraining Order On Britney Spears – Celeb Parasite

We Just Don’t Believe That Victoria’s Secret Model Eat Cake – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

Petra Nemcova Nip Slip – The Feeding Tube (NSW Site)

Britney Spears And Her Boys On OK! Magazine Cover – Girls Talkin Smack 

Anne Hathaway Caught With Her Zipper Down – Ninja Dude

Tony Soprano Is Getting Married – Bumpshack 

The One Sex Tape You Never Wanted To See – Gabby Babble

John Mayer Has The Juice – Derek Hail 

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Candids Just As Good As Catalog Pictures – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

“didn’t wake up going, ‘Let me do the most evil thing I can do today.’…I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good.’”

The JDL have called on Barack Obama in their plight and say that Smith’s words “spit on the memory of every person murdered by the Nazis. His disgusting words stick a knife in the backs of every veteran who fought (and sometimes died) to save the world from the intentions of Adolf Hitler.”

We are thrilled and happy to report that Will Smith’s rep has already nipped this story in the bud and are calling those folks big fat Scottish liars.

“It is an awful and disgusting lie. It speaks to the dangerous power of an ignorant person with a pen. I am incensed and infuriated to have to respond to such ludicrous misinterpretation. Adolph Hitler was a vile, heinous, vicious killer responsible for one of the greatest acts of evil committed on this planet.”

We just knew this story wasn’t true. I mean, really…does that look like a face that would say such things?