He’s getting slammed today for calling Vanessa Hudgens out for have not one set of nude cell phone pictures leaked..but two. Dane said as always his comments were all about getting a laugh.

�Mostly I just wanted it to be funny,� he explained. �That�s the best part about being a comic when you go, �maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].� The elephant in the room moment. So, I�ll take it, I�ll take the hit. It�s okay.�

Here’s what Dane said to Vanessa from the stage:

“You got to keep your clothes on, girl! Phones are for phonecalls, girl!�

I suppose she’s gotta do something to keep her little hottie Zac Efron on the line.

You can see the unedited very NSFW pictures HERE.

And yes, I know they aren’t really in high school..but it just seems wrong to post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini….but it’s for Self magazine so it must be OK. I mean, they are all about being healthy and living right…right?

Dog The Bounty Hunter Suspended Indefinately aka Cancelled – The Blemish

Bai Ling Topless….Again – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Carrie Underwood Gets Animated – Girls Talkin Smack

Princess Stephanie Looks Fantastic In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Vanessa Hudgens Gets Mad Money For High School Musical 3 – Ninja Dude

Dita Von Teese Fredrick’s Of Hollywood Lingerie – Bumpshack

Tom Cruise and Will Smith Are BFF’s – Gabby Babble

Did We Read This Right? Angelina Jolie Was Shy About Doing Nude Scenes – Derek Hail

Hayden Panettiere Outsmarts Photograhers Trying To Get An Upshirt Shot – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Sara Jessica Parker Ok With Being Unsexy – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Looking Pale Tired and Bloated – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

“Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back. They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.”

OK! also reports that one of the Cheetah Girls (and if you are over 14 you probably don’t know who they are) Adrienne Baillon or possibly Sabrina Bryan will take Vanessa’s place.

Victoria Beckham Cold In Paris -The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Vanessa Hudgens Calls Britney Spears Stupid – Girls Talkin Smack

Gisele Bundchen Wears Thongs To Ride Her Mountain Bike – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Hugh Grant Still Likes Young Girls – Ninja Dude

Avril Lavigne Cover Of What’s In Magazine – Bumpshack

Zac Efron Gets Pedicures – Gabby Babble

Everybody’s Talking About Hillary Duff Licking Ice Cream – Derek Hail

Gisele Bundchen in GQ Magazine Pictures – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Vince Neil’s Wife Is Plastic and Scary – Celebrity Smack

Bones: The Halloween Episode Pictures See Emily Deschanel As Wonder Woman -Seriously?OMG!WTF!

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That would have meant she sent them when she was 16. The internet is a dangerous thing in the hands of horny teenagers.

Fergie Hangs With Steven Tyler – City Rag

Vanessa Hudgen’s Nude Picture -The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

Vanessa Hudgen’s Apologizes For Nude Picture – Girls Talkin Smack 

Pete Doherty Gives Cat Crack Picture – Ninja Dude 

Avril Lavigne Thinks Girls Wanna Be Like Her -Derek Hail 

Kevin Federline Has A Secret Witness In Child Custody Case – The Blemish

Foxy Brown Goes To Jail – Bumpshack

Britney Spears Gets Free Handbags and Shares With Alli – Gabby Babble 

Vanessa Hudgen’s Lingerie Pictures…Disney Goes Wild – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Lauryn Hill Is One Hot Mess – Celebrity Smack 

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin Headed For Divorce – Hollywood Headache

Meagan Good Goes See Through – Hollywood Sleazy 

Incredible Jennifer Connelly Picture Gallery – Celebrity Beta