Dane Cook may be a joke stealing loser, but he made me laugh as I sat through the teeny-bopper choice awards show to bring you guys the juicy details.

He’s getting slammed today for calling Vanessa Hudgens out for have not one set of nude cell phone pictures leaked..but two. Dane said as always his comments were all about getting a laugh.

“Mostly I just wanted it to be funny,” he explained. “That’s the best part about being a comic when you go, ‘maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].’ The elephant in the room moment. So, I’ll take it, I’ll take the hit. It’s okay.”

Here’s what Dane said to Vanessa from the stage:

“You got to keep your clothes on, girl! Phones are for phonecalls, girl!”

What does this chick do..sit around all day and take nude cell phone pictures of herself?

I suppose she’s gotta do something to keep her little hottie Zac Efron on the line.

You can see the unedited very NSFW pictures HERE.

I wish these High School Musical kids would grow up  a little more so I could like them and follow their careers.

And yes, I know they aren’t really in high school..but it just seems wrong to post pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini….but it’s for Self magazine so it must be OK. I mean, they are all about being healthy and living right…right?

 Preview Trailer for the 7th Season of Jack Bauer On 24 – CraveOnline

Dog The Bounty Hunter Suspended Indefinately aka Cancelled – The Blemish

Bai Ling Topless….Again – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Carrie Underwood Gets Animated – Girls Talkin Smack

Princess Stephanie Looks Fantastic In A Bikini – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Vanessa Hudgens Gets Mad Money For High School Musical 3 – Ninja Dude

Dita Von Teese Fredrick’s Of Hollywood Lingerie – Bumpshack

Tom Cruise and Will Smith Are BFF’s – Gabby Babble

Did We Read This Right? Angelina Jolie Was Shy About Doing Nude Scenes – Derek Hail

Hayden Panettiere Outsmarts Photograhers Trying To Get An Upshirt Shot – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Sara Jessica Parker Ok With Being Unsexy – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Looking Pale Tired and Bloated – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Disney does not do naked. Just a month after nude photos of High School Musical star Vanessa Hudgens hit the web, OK! Magazine reports that Disney will not be employing Vanessa for the third HSM film.

“Disney finally decided that they don’t want her back. They feel that as long as Zac Efron is in the movie, all will be fine. He’s the real star — the household name — and, most importantly, he comes without baggage.�

OK! also reports that one of the Cheetah Girls (and if you are over 14 you probably don’t know who they are) Adrienne Baillon or possibly Sabrina Bryan will take Vanessa’s place.

Victoria Beckham Is Way Too Haute Couture For Us Because We Think This Looks Ridiculous – The Blemish

Victoria Beckham Cold In Paris -The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Vanessa Hudgens Calls Britney Spears Stupid – Girls Talkin Smack

Gisele Bundchen Wears Thongs To Ride Her Mountain Bike – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Hugh Grant Still Likes Young Girls – Ninja Dude

Avril Lavigne Cover Of What’s In Magazine – Bumpshack

Zac Efron Gets Pedicures – Gabby Babble

Everybody’s Talking About Hillary Duff Licking Ice Cream – Derek Hail

Gisele Bundchen in GQ Magazine Pictures – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Vince Neil’s Wife Is Plastic and Scary – Celebrity Smack

Bones: The Halloween Episode Pictures See Emily Deschanel As Wonder Woman -Seriously?OMG!WTF!

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We know these pictures are tame compared to the Vanessa Hudgens scandalous naked pictures that were leaked last week, but we thought you still might enjoy seeing them. Doesn’t Vanessa look pleased with herself now that her no doubt career boosting nude photos are out there? Uh-huh, we said it. It was probably all done on purpose. The quickest way to get famous fast in this country is to put a nude photo or sex tape out there.

By now you’ve see the nude photos of Vanessa Hudgens that are everywhere, but did you know that it’s Vanessa’s fault they are out there? She sent the pictures of herself to Nickelodeon star Drake Bell (of Drake and Josh) a few years ago before she hit big with High School Musical. Vanessa appeared in a 2006 epi of Drake’s show where she played his girlfriend. In real life Vanessa dates her HSM co-star Zac Efron, for now. Until he gets fed with up with every old man in the country getting off to his girl.

That would have meant she sent them when she was 16. The internet is a dangerous thing in the hands of horny teenagers.