It’s not funny that a crowd would act like this..but don’t think for a second this isn’t exactly why she went. The fact that she got so much press and might actually get to sue is just icing on the cake.

“I went onstage and immediately, before I even got on stage, dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair…cuz they threw fire crackers on stage,” Tila said.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle, plans were made to attack Tila before the concert even took place.  Their article includes Twitter updates from a guy at the concert, along with a link to Tila Tequila’s blog, and if you go through those comments you can see numerous threats, along with numerous pleas for Tila to just stay home.

“She was taunting them,” the witness said. “She didn’t know how to handle the [crowd]…She took her top off and they got really violent.”

Tequila Twittered her plans to file a lawsuit against concert organizers, telling fans “Pretty soon the owners who run the Juggalos will be bankrupt. My attorney Alan is already on it. This is disgusting behavior from men.”

TMZ has some video HERE.

“Tila inked this deal hoping that she’ll make millions off the sale of it,” several sources with knowledge of the film tell RadarOnline.com. It seems as though the Shot At Love star has already had a recent spike in her cash flow.

The C-lister has been bragging on her Twitter account that she has just purchased a brand new baby blue Lamborghini.  Sources tell RadarOnline.com it was bought with money she received upfront from the porn company for making the porn movie.

While Tequila has posed nude for several men’s magazines and has been in some raunchy home videos, this is her first stint in a pornographic film.

According to RadarOnline.com, the disturbing marks on Tila’s left arm self-inflicted cut marks.

“These are self-mutilation scars,” Dr. Joseph Haraszati, told Radar after looking at the photos. “It looks like there are some burn marks too. Cutting and burning are a common combination among women.”

Tila said she woke up 10 days ago to find her arm gushing with blood; raising reports of a suicide attempt that Tila blamed on her alter ego “Jane.” Dr. Haraszati saw one mark that could be the sign of an attempted suicide.

“Most of the scars look old. She’s made fairly strong cuts so this type of healing typically takes four to six weeks,” he explained. “Some look more recent than others, but I would say most of these [scars] are at least a month old.”

This could be a major cry for help…or ….a desperate attempt to make people watch her ridiculous ass on Celebrity Rehab.

You can read the rambling letter in it’s entirety after the jump but it sounds to me she’s more delusional about her business acumen than her addiction problems.

Hey everyone!

I just wanted to let all of you know that I love my TIla Army Very much, and I was in denial for a long time but it takes a brave and strong woman to not only admit to herself that she has a problem, but also let the whole world know about it. It almost feels like I’m stripped down totally naked and standing in front of a million people. With that said, I KNOW I am an EXTREMELY smart girl, and to run all these empires when I am not even 30 yet, is quite an accomplishment, however I finally admitted to myself that I cannot rely on taking prescription pills everyday for the rest of my life! I didn’t spend my heart and soul into building this extremely successful website, invest every last ounce of money into it, and believe me, a site like this plus staff is EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE! I also have My new Record Label and getting all the contracts done to also start up my own management firm, but in order to do all of that, I MUST not be another “LINDSAY LOHAN” where I just flush everything I worked so hard for down the toilet for nothing….

NO WAY! So although this is not something I am very proud to admit, but at least I am strong enough to get help because I DO WANT A BRIGHTER FUTURE FOR MYSELF AND SUCCEED IN EVERYTHING I SET MY MIND ON!

So all you haters, who keeps saying mean shit, hiding behing your laptop and talking shit about me, not because you actually care, but you’re just being a cyber bully! So now that I’m actually getting help, and that takaes a lot of courage, and I know my TILA ARMY will support me through this journey and continue to support me….. but what will you haters do now? I’m finally getting help, shouldn’t you people support those who can finally admit that they have a problem? NOPE! So haters, just shut you’re mouths. SAY IT TO ME IN PERSON AND IT’S A DIFFERENT STORY!! But for now, all you loser haters can sit and hide behind your computer on your fat lazy asses not doing anything with you’re life besides stalking me and bashing my fans. Haters, if I CAN ADMIT THAT I NEED HELP, MAYBE IT’S TIME FOR YOU TOO, ADMITTING THAT YOU NEED HELP FOR CYBERBULLYING PEOPLE AND STALKING THEM 247!

With that said our OMG sources found out that if I do well on “CELEBRITY REHAB” and continue to stay sober, that VH1 May pick up my OWN SPIN OFF SHOW ABOUT MY LIFE SOBER NOW AND HOW I CAN HANDLE BEING A MOGUL, AND STILL TRY TO MEET THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! IT’s gong to be very raw and real.

So anyway, since the news already broke, I just wanted to tell you myself, and despite those rumors TMZ and many other website have on there that the only person they could find to be on the show was me and if that if they don’t find anymore people to sign on then the show will be cancelled! WRONG!

People always like to make up lies. First of all I pack my bags and leave in about 9 more days to film. There will be 8 to 10 people there already, so of course the reporters are all reporting lies! Geez, even my site is becoming more legit than TMZ and Piggy Perez! You shall see very soon what I mean by that. Turst me.

In the meanwhile TILA ARMY, stay strong for me out there and hold down the fort for me until I return!!! I know my TILA ARMY WILL NEVER STOP SUPPORTING ME BECAUSE I NEVER STOP SUPPORTING THEM!!! SO PLEASE TILA ARMY HOLD THE FORT DOWN FOR ME, SHOW THE HATERS THAT YOU ARE STRONGER THEM THEM!! AND PEASE TUNE IN TO THE SHOW ONCE IT AIRS. I’M A LITTLE NERVOUS BUT AT LEAST I AM GETTING HELP!!! Jeus, if anything, LINDSAY LOHAN NEEDS TO BE IN CELEBRITY REHAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God Bless,
Miss Tila

It’s unclear what personal demon Tila will try to conquer with the help of Dr. Drew — but it certainly won’t be her addiction to attention.

You can draw your own conclusions as to just how broke Tila is to sell off her shoes and child-sized t-shirts. I mostly posted these pictures because it struck me funny that all the girls lined up to get into her indoor yard sale have a snowballs chance in hell of fitting into anything this celebutard ever owned.

She is so desperate, sad and delusional in these emails that I almost feel sorry for her. Almost.

Just FYI – I’m pretty sure she never really had a magazine cover to begin with.

RECAP: she was pregnant and she was SO HAPPY, but then she had a concussion and a metal chair fell onto her belly , cue miscarriage with  “blood all over the place”, but she will keep trying for a baby or just adopt one. Then she pleads for the chance to do the photoshoot, because hey, she’s not pregnant anymore AND she’s the girl in the most demand right now, because she makes ‘headline news every day’

The Bodyguard Group is a 43-year-old celebrity bodyguard service dedicated to providing jobs for combat vets. It has never once revealed information about any of its client which include the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria and Conan O’ Brien. Until they started working for the hot mess that is Tila Tequila.

After Tila tweeted some major lies about the company and it’s clients, including the whopper that one of the bodyguards fathered her baby..the company was forced to issue a press release denying that fact and letting a few of Tila’s skeletons out of the closet.

You can read the very informative and entertaining press release after the jump. I especially loved the part where she tried to pawn fake diamonds to pay the bodyguard service. These good old boys even staged an intervention to help TT..but she still tried to drag them down to her level.

The Bodyguard Group Official Press Release

For 43 years our Company The Bodyguard Group has never given an interview about any current or former client or written a letter such as in this instance, this is our first and ONLY press release, in fact 99% of our members work has NEVER been posted on our web site.

However, at this juncture we felt it necessary to set the record straight about our dealings with Tila Tequila and her comments about us and the Hilton family and other Celebrities for the following reasons:

Tila has serious self medication & emotional problems that we pray that she can get professional treatment and help with. The Bodyguard Group has tried a brief intervention with her once but failed to get through to her.

As Combat Veterans we have seen our friends tragically die in combat before their time; Therefore we have a very high respect for life and for this reason we truly pray Tila can get help before it is too late.

Although we felt and still do feel very sorry for her, when we saw the types of self medication she was taking and many other things we cannot talk about in this press release, we decided could we could NOT perform any work for her, but we did try and help by explaining to her she was going to overdose and die much too young like Heath, Anna, River and so many others who tragically died before their time, unless she changed her current self-medicating practices.

When Tila told us she was broke and could not pay us, we gave her our services for free, we even arranged to take her to a high end jewelry & watch Pawn Shop so she could sell her extra rings and watches, to raise money for her family. We were deeply saddened to learn from the owner & head jeweler that her rings were not diamonds.

She gave our company her word, no press, no paparazzi while we were there to give her a ride, she lied to us and had the paparazzi waiting for us when we walked out.

We do not ever accept being lied to by a client, even if we are not getting paid, so that ended our relationship with Tila Tequila.

We were NEVER aware of Tila tweeting negative things about The Hiltons and other Celebrities, until yesterday, that is why we are releasing this information today.

The father of Tila’s baby

We deny that our owner or any member of The Bodyguard Group is the father of Tila’s baby, Tila told us the father of her baby is her high school sweetheart, a U.S. Army Combat Veteran, who served in Afghanistan and now lives in Texas.

As for what Tila said that we said about Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities:

The Hiltons have ALWAYS treated The Bodyguard Group members with 100% respect, every word Tila alleges that we have said about the Hilton’s is 100% FALSE, Tila Tequila has been tweeting and saying we said negative things about Paris & Nikki Hilton, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips and several other Celebrities.

We have NEVER said anything negative about Paris, Nikki or anyone else that our group has ever protected, met or known period.

The fact is Paris Hilton, Nikki Hilton, the Hilton family, David Katzenberg, Bijou Phillips, Jon Voight, Jack Nicholson, Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Alba, Keanu Reeves, Eva Longoria, Conan O’ Brien and hundreds of other Celebrities we have had any contact with have ALL been OUTSTANDING supporters of the U.S. Combat Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and we are grateful for their support.

All of these celebrities and more have been kind enough to have taken photos with our U.S. Veteran members of The Bodyguard Group and have always treated our U.S. Veteran members extremely well, We will never forget your acts of kindness towards our members and friends.

Larry received so many phone calls from Casey’s friends and family members urging him to pull the plug on Tila that she has been replaced by the authors of the best-selling political book Game Change, and an interview with the third White House partycrasher.

Sorry Tila. Maybe you can do another paparazzi photo shoot in a tree with you tits hanging out instead. That’s a good way to grieve.