Looks like those of us that were out having a life Saturday night missed a really funny SNL. Not only did viewers get to see Taylor Swift slam on Kanye and her old cheatin’ boyfriend..we missed this great Twilight parody. Lucky for us NBC is quick with the widgets.

Taylor Swift did everything we wanted her to do on Saturday Night Live this week. She took digs at both Kanye West and that lame Jonas Brother she used to date..and best of all for some of you…she pretty much confirmed she is dating Taylor Lautner.

All American cutie pie Taylor Swift stars in the latest TV spot for Band Hero. The country superstar performs her hit “Love Story” with Fall Out Boy’s Pete Wentz, Blink 182’s Travis Barker, and Weezer’s Rivers Cuomo as her backup band.

No word on what the three real rockers in this commercial think about this (some would say) cheesy game…but here are Taylor’s thoughts;

“Anything that encourages people to pick up an instrument and play, I’m fully behind. And, I’m really excited about Band Hero, because not only are fans getting to play my songs, but I’m actually in the game,” Taylor, a singer/songwriter/guitarist said of the game back in August. “There are so many awesome things that go into being in Band Hero, like getting to customize my band to look like my touring band, and it’s so cool for people to feel like they are experiencing one of my concerts. This is one of the closest things out there to going to see me perform!”

The Taylor Squared thing is getting really hot an heavy..not to mention so cute that I can’t stand it.

Taylor Lautner is spending so much time with Taylor Swift ..and being so open about it that I’ve started to get suspicious and a theory has started forming in my addled mind.

Are they really just two young kids in love and enjoying spending time together, or is Tay2 just a product of the New Moon publicity machine? It’s not a secret that Summit has been really pushing the whole ‘Taylor is the leading man in this one‘ thing and putting him on display with an industry It Girl is really giving him some major leading man cred. This high-profile relationship is also good for TSwift…I mean she’s a tweenster country pop star but you know her people are dying to take her more adult mainstream.

They’ve been publicly dating for just like..a minute..but already they are spending the night together and spending date nights together shopping?? With hundreds of photographers snapping away like crazy all the while.

On a side note; enjoy they shopping together now girly…after the new wears off there’s no way in hell you’ll get that boy to spend a night shopping with you.

I feel icky reporting this news..I mean, I’m not even sure if it’s legal that these two are getting their groove on together.

17 year-old Taylor Lautner and 20 year-old Taylor Swift were photographed arriving together at the Beverly Wilshire hotel at 10:30pm Sunday night and photographers on the scene tell X17 online that the duo spent the night together!

They didn’t seem to mind the anxious photographers either. “These two weren’t going to any great length to hide the fact that they were spending the night together! They could have been a lot sneakier if they wanted to, and we spotted them leaving early this morning.”

Earlier that day TaylorX2 was spotted at Los Angeles Kings hockey game.

By now you’ve already heard about what an ass Kanye West was last night…(if not read below)..so let me just fill you in on the aftermath.

Here is what Taylor Swift had to say about the whole thing:

“Well, I was standing on stage because I was really excited because I had just won the award,” she began. “And then I was really excited because Kanye West was on stage. And then I wasn’t so excited anymore after that.”

“I don’t know him, and I’ve never met him, so…” she said. “I don’t want to start anything because I had a great night tonight.”

“They told me to stand by the side of the stage, and I didn’t really know what was going to go down,” she said. “But I thought it was so wonderful and gracious of her to do what she’s always done. She’s always been a great person before anything else. Before the talented artist, the superstar, she’s always been a great person and I just, I thought I couldn’t love Beyonce more tonight, than tonight.”

And here is what Kanye A-hole West had to say about his actions, right after he was kicked the F out of the awards show.

“I’m in the wrong for going on stage and taking away from her moment,” he wrote. “Beyonce’s video was the best of this decade . . . I’m sorry to my fans if I let you guys down . . . I’m sorry to my friends at MTV . . . I will apologize to Taylor.”

Now the big question is, how many more times is MTV going to allow this egomaniac act a fool on and then keep inviting him back?

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What I should have said was that Beyonce saved Kanye West’s dumb ass.

Ever the gracious winner, when Beyonce came on stage to accept her award for Video of the Year for Single Ladies she waxed on about how she remembered being 17 and accepting her first award and then called Taylor Swift back out so she could “have her moment”.

Now everyone join me in a collective F-you to Kanye and let’s move on.

I’m not the biggest Kanye West fan in the first place, but after watching this jackass totally embarrass sweet little Taylor Swift at tonights MTV VMA’s I think I might actually hate his dumb ass.

When Taylor Swift won the first award of the night for Best Female Video for her song You Belong With Me over Beyonce’s Single Ladies…the gay fish himself hopped up on stage…took the mic out of younger Taylor’s hand and said something to the effect of …”Sorry but Beyonce made the better video”.

Then of course he just ran off like a ridiculous coward and left Taylor stranded on the stage wondering what the hell to do. In the end she just smiled – said something we couldn’t hear and walked off stage.