Well, here they are kids. The long awaited Susie Feldman Playboy magazine nude pictorial. Susie and her husband Corey Feldman have been blogging about and mentioning Susie’s “Playboy cover”  on their un-hit A&E reality show The Two Corey’s as often as they could. But when push came to shove, Hef shoved her vegan (but still smokes cigarettes)  ass on back somewhere in the bowels in the magazine.

Also, word on the street this that Susie took it off for Playboy for FREE! What? I know she’s annoying as all get out, but even the unknown’s get lunch and cab fare, right?

See the rest of the unedited, NSFW pictures HERE.

Susie Feldman got booted off the cover of the August 2008 Playboy Magazine, and will now be sandwhiched somewhere in between some vodka ad and the last page. Corey Feldman claims his wife was moved from the cover to the bowels of the magazine because of some accounting snafu or something, but we all know it’s because his wife is just not that hot. And she is annoying as hell.

You can’t get your peepers on Susie’s Playboy pictures until the magazine hits the stands this Friday, but in the meantime have a good laugh at The Feldman’s new PETA ad. For some reason this version of the famous Bed-Peace picture just doesn’t have the power as the original. Boy, the folks at PETA are really reaching with this one. Did they really think The Feldman’s would evoke as much emotion and respect as John Lennon?

I’m afraid this ad is going to have the opposite effect and make everyone who see’s it crave CHEESE.