“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”

Since Heidi filed for divorce last Friday..Spencer has been emotional and/or drunk tweeting to MTV and Lauren Conrad about the split. Because what else would he do? Try to find a real job?

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC

Without any provocation at all he attacked Audrina Patridge, Ke$ha and Jersey Shore’s JWoww on Twitter Thursday.

“Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out!”

Half hour later Pratt went on , “Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!”

Bored of bullying Audrina..he moved on to Ke$ha, “On a dif note – just heard kesha did a body paint shoot – next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tic-toc b*tch- ur time is up!” He also added, “Good news tweeties… Just saw a pic of kesha at Lax with a paper bag on her head – THANK YOU!”

Last but not least he slammed the Jersey girl,  “Jwow got her boobies done in the back of the situations strip club – fyi.”

What the hell? I think he is the one that is jealous of the attention his wife is getting and trying to drum up some of his own.

He released a statement (see below) that rattled on about accepting the call made by President Obama that we desperately need cyber protection. And then read on to find out what’s really going on.

“In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life, With this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season.”

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” he says.

“My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security. With that being said, I am saddened to take this break from filming MTV’s The Hills. At this time, however I feel I would not be honoring my country or myself if I were to continue this endeavor when I have the opportunity and the ability to assist our nation against these prevalent threats.”

But then…….the truth came out. Spencer was actually asked to leave “The Hills” for threatening a female producer. An insider says that Spencer was asked to leave the show for 6 weeks after he flipped out on one of the show’s female producers.

“He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!‘” the source recounts.

The producer filed a complaint and now Spencer has to undergo anger management classes once a week for the six weeks. If he completes them, he can return.

Spencer recently  told MTV News that baby news from Heidi would mean the end to Speidi.

He said, “That’s the quickest way to divorce. I said, “No sucker – you’ll be locked in. I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with adoption, I think it’s divorce. I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

You have to admit that he’s right about the last part. How unbearable would it be to see those two pimping out their baby for cash every chance they get?

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“We’re begging NBC to let us back in!” Spencer said in an email to Extra Tv late Tuesday. Extra sources claim the couple is waiting for a helicopter to taken them back to the set as we speak.  According to I’m A Celebrity…rules, the couple cannot return to the show unless the cast agrees. America may also be asked to vote on whether they can come back as well.

Oh please let us vote!!! I tried to watch IACGMOOH tonight and I can tell you right now…without Speidi’s nonsense that show is boooring.

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This makes me very sad because without Speidi the only reason to watch is to see mummified Janice Dickinson eat a live rat or something. I gotta admit watching Heidi cry over her dry shampoo and praying over Patti Blagojevich last night was just about the best tv I’ve seen this year.

Could it be the giant bong in the background that made him change his mind?

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi. I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged. Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life. I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

Probably not…but at least they will always have these gorgeous wedding rings.

Then yesterday a snippet from a 2007 Details magazine interview with the big Spence resurfaced.  In the article, the celebutard bragged about how enterprising he was even back in high school. Spencer told Details that he “made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate drinking at a party.”  Nice to know that is wasn’t his MTV celebrity that turned him into the snivling, attention whore we know and love. He was a sleezy sell-out even back then. This is believed to be the actual photo that the Prattness sold of an underage, drunk Olsen.

One reader writes that after a night of boozing, she wet the bed of a guy she really likes. Pratt’s advice?

“I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed,” he says. “It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy.”

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