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Spencer Pratt Threatens Divorce If Heidi Gets Pregnant

Sparkle — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 15:51:56 +0000

Reason #567, 789 to hate Spencer Pratt: He has very publicly announced that if his puppet wife Heidi Montag turns up pregnant he will divorce her.

Spencer recently told MTV News that baby news from Heidi would mean the end to Speidi.

He said, “That’s the quickest way to divorce. I said, “No sucker – you’ll be locked in. I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with adoption, I think it’s divorce. I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

You have to admit that he’s right about the last part. How unbearable would it be to see those two pimping out their baby for cash every chance they get?

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Heidi and Spencer Begging To Return To “I’m A Celebrity…”

Sparkle-C — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:29:31 +0000

Less than 24 hours after Heidi and Spencer Pratt made asses of themselves storming out of the Costa Rican jungle screaming that they are way too famous for eel slime…they are begging NBC to take them back.

“We’re begging NBC to let us back in!” Spencer said in an email to Extra Tv late Tuesday. Extra sources claim the couple is waiting for a helicopter to taken them back to the set as we speak. According to I’m A Celebrity…rules, the couple cannot return to the show unless the cast agrees. America may also be asked to vote on whether they can come back as well.

Oh please let us vote!!! I tried to watch IACGMOOH tonight and I can tell you right now…without Speidi’s nonsense that show is boooring.

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Spencer and Heidi Quit “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here”

Sparkle-C — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 16:54:08 +0000

Heidi and Spencer Pratt followed through on their threat to quit “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Here” after last night’s live episode aired.

This makes me very sad because without Speidi the only reason to watch is to see mummified Janice Dickinson eat a live rat or something. I gotta admit watching Heidi cry over her dry shampoo and praying over Patti Blagojevich last night was just about the best tv I’ve seen this year.

Spencer Pratt Accidentally Twitters His Bong

Sparkle-C — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:20:37 +0000

Spencer Pratt posted this picture on his Twitter page today, but then immediately took it down.

Could it be the giant bong in the background that made him change his mind?

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s Classy Wedding Rings

Sparkle-C — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:13:56 +0000

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are married with the beautiful wedding rings to prove it, but Momma Montag says it won’t last. Darlen Egelhoff is so upset that her daughter eloped with the red headed idiot that she’s been ranting to people that Heidi may have been drugged and tricked into marrying Spence. I think she might just be pissed the Heidi-Lou blew off Thanksgiving to elope. No one is allowed to skip turkey day…if one of us has to be miserable…then all of us have to miserable.

“He’s manipulative and seems to have power over Heidi. I would like to see a blood test from Mexico. It wouldn’t surprise me if he had her drugged. Spencer has tried to cut everyone out of her life. I’ve been honest with Heidi, and it’s caused our relationship to decline. I’m more devastated about that than the marriage, because I’m confident the marriage won’t work out.”

Probably not…but at least they will always have these gorgeous wedding rings.

Spencer Pratt Made $50,000 Off Mary-Kate Olsen In High School

Sparkle-C — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 23:03:56 +0000

Here’s some new fuel for the fire between Spencer Pratt and Mary-Kate Olsen. It started last week when MK mentioned that Spencer was a huge ahole in high-school when she was on the David Letterman show. The next day, seeing his chance to get more press, The Spence-anator struck back by calling MK “a famous troll” and “the uglier of the Olsen twins” and inferring that she was using his name for publicity. As if.

Then yesterday a snippet from a 2007 Details magazine interview with the big Spence resurfaced. In the article, the celebutard bragged about how enterprising he was even back in high school. Spencer told Details that he “made $50,000 in high school by selling a photo he took of Mary-Kate drinking at a party.” Nice to know that is wasn’t his MTV celebrity that turned him into the snivling, attention whore we know and love. He was a sleezy sell-out even back then. This is believed to be the actual photo that the Prattness sold of an underage, drunk Olsen.

Why Does Spencer Pratt Have An Advice Column?

Sparkle-C — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 02:15:30 +0000

Someone at Radar magazine fell on their freakin’ head and gave Spencer Pratt an advice column. Since when does being a jerk on a fake reality show qualify you to give people advice about their problems? Here’s a sample of the words of wisdom he’s spittin’ over at Radar.

One reader writes that after a night of boozing, she wet the bed of a guy she really likes. Pratt’s advice?

“I personally would never want to be with a girl who gets so wasted that she’s pissing in bed,” he says. “It’s time to sign up for AA, my dear, because drunks are not sexy.”

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