I know his news is majorly shocking to you kids, and I hope it doesn’t shake your faith in the world of reality television…but Spencer Pratt has confirmed via Twitter that his marriage was all a bit for The Hills. It was as fake as Heidi Montag’s chin, nose, jaw, eyes and breasts.

“I love Heidi but our marriage was a show – it was part of The Hills world,” Pratt said Friday. “And that world is on a sound stage.”

Since Heidi filed for divorce last Friday..Spencer has been emotional and/or drunk tweeting to MTV and Lauren Conrad about the split. Because what else would he do? Try to find a real job?

@mtv I got served with divorce papers? I thought that preacher at the wedding was one of the actors like my paid friends and family & exWIFE
@mtv This whole time I have really been married? I thought we did that for ratings?
@MTV Heidi left me seasons ago! Hello! she just didn’t have beefy LC to film with anymore so she had to be stuck with King Spencer! sucker
@laurenconrad beefy now your dreams and prays have come true so now your free to try and date my ex-wife! SEE you in MALIBU @ BUI beefy LC

I guess Spencer Pratt was tired of playing second fiddle to his new franken-wife Heidi Montag. Since Heidi’s surgery bender, we haven’t heard much from Spence…but today he broke his silence..and how!

Without any provocation at all he attacked Audrina Patridge, Ke$ha and Jersey Shore’s JWoww on Twitter Thursday.

“Audrina – Don’t hate because your nasty Tijuana plastic surgery got you no press… and my wife is #1 story on people – 5 days in a row! Oh the truth is coming… I’m not playing anymore. Everyone stay tuned… it’s all coming out!”

Half hour later Pratt went on , “Audrina – you want press? Leak another 50 naked photos of yourself like u did to get relevant to in the first place!”

Bored of bullying Audrina..he moved on to Ke$ha, “On a dif note – just heard kesha did a body paint shoot – next time use invisible paint- give my ears back. Tic-toc b*tch- ur time is up!” He also added, “Good news tweeties… Just saw a pic of kesha at Lax with a paper bag on her head – THANK YOU!”

Last but not least he slammed the Jersey girl,  “Jwow got her boobies done in the back of the situations strip club – fyi.”

What the hell? I think he is the one that is jealous of the attention his wife is getting and trying to drum up some of his own.

By now you may have heard the Spencer Pratt so valiantly decided to leave “The Hills” to focus on fighting cyber crime. (Spencer is currently studying software engineering USC and shared that he’s headed to work for American Defense Enterprises in their cyber security division.)

He released a statement (see below) that rattled on about accepting the call made by President Obama that we desperately need cyber protection. And then read on to find out what’s really going on.

“In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life, With this in mind, I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season.”

“Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges,” he says.

“My new mission is this: To do my part in maintaining the technological superiority of the U.S. military and prevent emerging technologies from threatening our nation’s security. With that being said, I am saddened to take this break from filming MTV’s The Hills. At this time, however I feel I would not be honoring my country or myself if I were to continue this endeavor when I have the opportunity and the ability to assist our nation against these prevalent threats.”

But then…….the truth came out. Spencer was actually asked to leave “The Hills” for threatening a female producer. An insider says that Spencer was asked to leave the show for 6 weeks after he flipped out on one of the show’s female producers.

“He got so crazy that he screamed at [her], ‘I should kill you for even asking me to do that!‘” the source recounts.

The producer filed a complaint and now Spencer has to undergo anger management classes once a week for the six weeks. If he completes them, he can return.

Reason #567, 789 to hate Spencer Pratt: He has very publicly announced that if his puppet wife Heidi Montag turns up pregnant he will divorce her.

Spencer recently  told MTV News that baby news from Heidi would mean the end to Speidi.

He said, “That’s the quickest way to divorce. I said, “No sucker – you’ll be locked in. I told her there’s a divorce or adoption. If she’s not down with adoption, I think it’s divorce. I’m a baby. I’m not prepared. And I’m not sure the world wants a Spencer Pratt spawn.”

You have to admit that he’s right about the last part. How unbearable would it be to see those two pimping out their baby for cash every chance they get?

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Less than 24 hours after Heidi and Spencer Pratt made asses of themselves storming out of the Costa Rican jungle screaming that they are way too famous for eel slime…they are begging NBC to take them back.

“We’re begging NBC to let us back in!” Spencer said in an email to Extra Tv late Tuesday. Extra sources claim the couple is waiting for a helicopter to taken them back to the set as we speak.  According to I’m A Celebrity…rules, the couple cannot return to the show unless the cast agrees. America may also be asked to vote on whether they can come back as well.

Oh please let us vote!!! I tried to watch IACGMOOH tonight and I can tell you right now…without Speidi’s nonsense that show is boooring.

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