When I first read that Shauna Sand was joining the upcoming cast of Dr. Drew Pinsky’s Celebrity Rehab, I thought “Dr. Drew doesn’t rehab people for being addicted to lucite does he?”

But apparently, in addition to her penchant for stripper shoes Shauna also has a alcohol problem. Being an alcoholic could actually explain why she dresses like a tranny crack-ho, but more likely than not the booze addiction is being faked just to get the Celebrity Rehab gig.

VH1 and Dr. Drew still haven’t managed to nab their “big” celebrity this season so everything is still sort of up in the air. Tila Tequila and Shauna Sand are just not gonna pull in the viewers.

Here’s one I’m confused about. Did Shauna Sand let her sex tape get in the wrong hands on purpose to revive her non-existent career, or did someone really do something sneaky? Shauna is acting like she really doesn’t want the hardcore tape released and is doing everything possible to stop it.

Shauna just  TMZ,  “Yes I did make a sex tape w ith my boyfriend earlier this year. In fact I’ve made several sex tapes, but I certainly didn’t sign off on this and Vivid has no right to put it out. I am trying to get a hold of my attorney now.”

This pictures may mean nothing to you …but when you do what I do for a living and you’ve seen 123,000 pictures of Shauna Sand wearing lucite stipper heels on a daily basis…the changing of the wildly inappropriate footwear is a big deal.