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Sarah Palin Gets Greedy At Oscar Gifting Suite

Sparkle-C — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:17:20 +0000

My first question is what the hell was Sarah Palin doing at an Oscar gift suite? My second question is didn’t she know that news of her gluttonous grabbing would get out?

We all know celebs get all the swag they can..and that its just one of the perks of being famous. But rarely do we hear stories about anyone getting this greedy.

The Fox News contributor and one-time vice presidental hopeful showed up to Silver Spoon’s Oscar Suite in West Hollywood yesterday, benefiting the Red Cross.

They were like locusts,” says one vendor at the suite, regarding Palin and her large group of hangers-on. “She showed up with like 20 people, and they immediately swarmed the place taking everything!” S.P. was accompanied by daughter Willow, grandson Tripp and a bunch of female handlers. A source at the suite said Palin was stopping in while daughter Bristol was doing a photo shoot nearby. We’re told Palin was quite the prima donna and that she insisted the suite be opened two hours early so she could come when no looky-loos would be around.

“They told us last minute to get here superearly for [Palin],” says our rightfully annoyed source. “Then, she wouldn’t let anyone take her picture or do any interviews.”

Palin grabbed some oversize sweatshirts and some tie-dyed “jeggings” for Bristol, got a blowout by colorist Erick Orellana from the Chris McMillan Salon, along with snatching up jewelry from Pascal Mouawad, Skagen Watches, Lash Food and 40 pairs of Aiaiai headphones.

And before you ask, it is NOT normal procedure for gift suites to open early for anyone, especially when they will be getting thousands of dollars of free stuff. I’m starting to wonder if there are any redeeming qualities in this chick.

Of course, her camp is already spinning that she is donating all her gifts to charity…just like she did with all those bitchin’ clothes the RNC bought her during the election.

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Sarah Palin and Mark Wahlberg Do Saturday Night Live

Sparkle-C — Sun, 19 Oct 2008 10:57:58 +0000

It was a bang up night at Saturday Night Live last night. Sarah Palin and Mark Wahlberg stopped by to laugh at themselves a little bit . MAKE SURE you watch the Amy Poehler ‘Sarah Palin’ rap….a pregnant woman spittin’ words with Eskimo’s has never been funnier.

The Pussycat Dolls Want Sarah Palin

Sparkle-C — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:40:49 +0000

Just when you think everybody hates Sarah Palin, the Pussycat Dolls come to the rescue. Head biatch over at Pussycat Central, Nicole Scherzinger says that if Sarah’s VP gig doesn’t work out, that she’ll give her a job. “She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she’s hot.”

This, in addition to Hugh Hefner’s Playboy offer, would sure buy a lot of snowmobile tires.

Sarah Palin Beauty Pageant Video

Sparkle-C — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 01:53:00 +0000

This is the most entertaining Presidential election EVER. Forget the economy, the war, protecting our borders, the mortgage crisis and the seemingly daily collapse of our financial and physical security. The real issue is who looks the best in a swim suit. I am not mocking Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin by posting this. I have mad respect for a mother of five who hunts moose and runs a testosterone overloaded state….but beauty pageant video from 1984 is funny when it’s a nobody, it’s freakin’ HILARIOUS when it’s our possible future VP.

“Sarah says she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science,” the emcee says.

The announcer continues: “It is no wonder that she has also been recognized by ‘Who’s Who?’ since she has displayed her leadership in all areas, from academics to student politics to athletics… Ladies and gentlemen, contestant No. 8, Sarah Heath.”

You’ll be happy to know that in 1984, that booty was hot enough to win Sarah second place in the Miss Alaska Pageant.

Hugh Hefner Wants Sarah Palin For Playboy

Sparkle-C — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 02:44:42 +0000

Hugh Hefner has got Sarah Palin’s back if this Vice President thing doesn’t work out. Hef told OK! Magazine that he thinks the people might accept her more as a sexy secretary centerfold than a sexy VP.

“Palin would make a great a centerfold. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she’s like when those glasses come off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president.”

Oh, Hef…you saucy old coot!