My first question is what the hell was Sarah Palin doing at an Oscar gift suite? My second question is didn’t she know that news of her gluttonous grabbing would get out?

We all know celebs get all the swag they can..and that its just one of the perks of being famous. But rarely do we hear stories about anyone getting this greedy.

The Fox News contributor and one-time vice presidental hopeful showed up to Silver Spoon’s Oscar Suite in West Hollywood yesterday, benefiting the Red Cross.

It was a bang up night at Saturday Night Live last night. Sarah Palin and Mark Wahlberg stopped by to laugh at themselves a little bit . MAKE SURE you watch the Amy Poehler ‘Sarah Palin’ rap….a pregnant woman spittin’ words with Eskimo’s has never been funnier.

Just when you think everybody hates Sarah Palin, the Pussycat Dolls come to the rescue. Head biatch over at Pussycat Central, Nicole Scherzinger says that if Sarah’s VP gig doesn’t work out, that she’ll give her a job. “She seems like a headstrong woman, a tough chick. And she’s hot.”

This, in addition to Hugh Hefner’s Playboy offer, would sure buy a lot of snowmobile tires.

This is the most entertaining Presidential election EVER. Forget the economy, the war, protecting our borders, the mortgage crisis and the seemingly daily collapse of our financial and physical security. The real issue is who looks the best in a swim suit.  I am not mocking Vice Presidential hopeful Sarah Palin by posting this. I have mad respect for a mother of five who hunts moose and runs a testosterone overloaded state….but beauty pageant video from 1984 is funny when it’s a nobody, it’s freakin’ HILARIOUS when it’s our possible future VP.

“Sarah says she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science,” the emcee says.

The announcer continues: “It is no wonder that she has also been recognized by ‘Who’s Who?’ since she has displayed her leadership in all areas, from academics to student politics to athletics… Ladies and gentlemen, contestant No. 8, Sarah Heath.”

You’ll be happy to know that in 1984, that booty was hot enough to win Sarah second place in the Miss Alaska Pageant.

Hugh Hefner has got Sarah Palin’s back if this Vice President thing doesn’t work out. Hef told OK! Magazine that he thinks the people might accept her more as a sexy secretary centerfold than a sexy VP.

“Palin would make a great a centerfold. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she’s like when those glasses come off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president.”

Oh, Hef…you saucy old coot!