Samantha had dinner at Nobu Sunday night with the recently engaged Drea de Matteo and Lindsay was furious. Paparazzi watching Lilo begging for entrance to Sam’s house then quickly after watch Sam kick her to the curb.

I feel a restraining order coming soon. This same episode seems to happen at least once a week.

On a side note: the Sam and Drea dinner was on the up and up. Drea is straight, engaged to Shooter Jennings and she and Sam and just friends.

The one thing holding up the deal is Sam’s bat-shit crazy ex-girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan does not want to sink to the level of reality show and has refused to even guest star on Sam’s show.

I don’t know Linds…the only jobs you are getting lately are modeling gigs…Britney did a reality show when she was melting down too..it’s all good. It couldn’t really hurt at this point.

You gotta feel sorry for Sam. Just when she was out and free….they SUCKED her back in. She was just weeks away from finally being free of the emotional-energy-suck that is Lindsay Lohan.

I guess Sam is so over Lindsay that she doesn’t mind rubbing a little salt into the fresh break-up wound.

Appearing as a guest DJ at Slide in San Francisco, RadarOnline.com was there as Sam left no doubt about the status of her relationship. As she spun one a tune she gave a special shout out to Linds, followed by the lyrics: “Na na na na, hey, hey, goodbye.”

And the crowd erupted with laughter. Because nothing is funnier than a publicly dumped Linday Lohan. I mean, I don’t really  like her either and I am quite sure living with her for the past year has been hell..but that was really mean.

I’m a little soft today..it is Easter Sunday.

Like LiLo eats cake. And she would have been pissed if her “party favors” had fattening choclate icing all over it. How in the world would she get that up her nose???

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According to some folks at the show, Sam got some ‘oh how sweets’ from the audience when she said “This is for Lindsay” …but the song she dedicated to her love included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control…I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” Sam also added that “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”

Apparently this was not the light LiLo wanted to be shown in because she told someone in the crowd that the song ‘made her mad’. Don’t you just feel so sorry for Sam sometimes? I bet she wishes she was straight so she could just deal with the slobby, uncommunicative, insensitive men that we do. They are much easier to handle than an emotional/relapsed out of work Lindsay Lohan.

In addition to the stress, depression and exhaustion, Sam’s “skinny pact” with Linday is taking a tole on her health as well.

“She’s been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep,” Sources say that Lindsay has “vowed” to stay by her sweet hearts side. As long as she doesn’t start eating and sleeping and get all fat and everything.

The article tries to parallel the lives of the Ronson children to that of Chas, Margo and Richie Tenenbaum, but it’s really just a three page article about rich kids growing up in New York.

Yes, the kids would wake up to the elder Ronson drinking Johnny Walker and playing chess with Daryl Hall at 8:00 a.m., when they were leaving for school. And sure, Al Pacino has come over for Christmas lunch. (”It was epic,” says Samantha. “I had just watched Scarface, and I don’t think I spoke.”) Speculation about who was a houseguest has taken on mythic proportions. “People say that David Bowie and Andy Warhol would pop over for tea,” says Mark. “If they did, I wish I had known.”

To be fair the article does include some interesting tidbits such as, Samantha actually started out as a folk singer and one of her songs was featured in her girlfriends first big movie Mean Girls. Not surprisingly, Sam declines to say much about her relationship with LiLo other than to remind us all that she is only 22 years old and that they are “friends”.

CLICK HERE to read more about Samantha’s DJ career, Mark’s musical greatness and Charlotte’s success in the fashion industry. It’s a great read if you like rich kids, and who doesn’t?