Lindsay Lohan was begging and pleading to be let into Samantha Ronson’s house around 6am Monday morning after she found out that her bitch had dinner with another woman.

Samantha had dinner at Nobu Sunday night with the recently engaged Drea de Matteo and Lindsay was furious. Paparazzi watching Lilo begging for entrance to Sam’s house then quickly after watch Sam kick her to the curb.

I feel a restraining order coming soon. This same episode seems to happen at least once a week.

On a side note: the Sam and Drea dinner was on the up and up. Drea is straight, engaged to Shooter Jennings and she and Sam and just friends.

So maybe this is why Samantha Ronson has let crazy Lindsay Lohan back into her life. Sam’s in negotiations to star in her own reality  show tentatively  titled Sam’s Life.  The series will focus on Sam’s crazy life as a jet-setting celebrity DJ.

The one thing holding up the deal is Sam’s bat-shit crazy ex-girlfriend. Lindsay Lohan does not want to sink to the level of reality show and has refused to even guest star on Sam’s show.

I don’t know Linds…the only jobs you are getting lately are modeling gigs…Britney did a reality show when she was melting down too..it’s all good. It couldn’t really hurt at this point.

You gotta feel sorry for Sam. Just when she was out and free….they SUCKED her back in. She was just weeks away from finally being free of the emotional-energy-suck that is Lindsay Lohan.

Reports are popping up all over that place that, just like Lilo tweeted, Samantha Ronson is in fact a cheater and had another girl on the hook for when she sent Lindsay Lohan packing. And said girl was at the big JCPenney I Heart Ronson party with Sam that fateful night.

I guess Sam is so over Lindsay that she doesn’t mind rubbing a little salt into the fresh break-up wound.

Appearing as a guest DJ at Slide in San Francisco, RadarOnline.com was there as Sam left no doubt about the status of her relationship. As she spun one a tune she gave a special shout out to Linds, followed by the lyrics: “Na na na na, hey, hey, goodbye.”

And the crowd erupted with laughter. Because nothing is funnier than a publicly dumped Linday Lohan. I mean, I don’t really  like her either and I am quite sure living with her for the past year has been hell..but that was really mean.

I’m a little soft today..it is Easter Sunday.

Samantha Ronson didn’t react and post ugly Twitters in response to Lindsay Lohan’s rants this weekend…she just posted this picture of her cocaine birthday cake to make her uber jealous.

Like LiLo eats cake. And she would have been pissed if her “party favors” had fattening choclate icing all over it. How in the world would she get that up her nose???

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Am I the only one that didn’t know Samantha Ronson had a whole ‘acoustic guitar lesbian thing’ going on? I thought her only talent was spinning, and after watching this clip of Sam’s gig last night in LA at Genghis Cohen…I stand by that.

According to some folks at the show, Sam got some ‘oh how sweets’ from the audience when she said “This is for Lindsay” …but the song she dedicated to her love included lyrics like “I’ll follow you out of control…I’m falling after you, in and out of love.” Sam also added that “You get your heart broken sometimes and then you unbreak it and break it again.”

Apparently this was not the light LiLo wanted to be shown in because she told someone in the crowd that the song ‘made her mad’. Don’t you just feel so sorry for Sam sometimes? I bet she wishes she was straight so she could just deal with the slobby, uncommunicative, insensitive men that we do. They are much easier to handle than an emotional/relapsed out of work Lindsay Lohan.

LIfe & Style magazine says that Samantha Ronson’s stressful life with Lindsay Lohan is making her sick. Sam’s exhaustion and depression got so bad this weekend that many panic-y late night phone calls to friends ended up with doctors at Sam and Lindsay’s pad.

In addition to the stress, depression and exhaustion, Sam’s “skinny pact” with Linday is taking a tole on her health as well.

“She’s been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep,” Sources say that Lindsay has “vowed” to stay by her sweet hearts side. As long as she doesn’t start eating and sleeping and get all fat and everything.

I had no idea the Ronson family was so interesting. Not. Well maybe a little bit. Mark, Samantha and Charlotte Ronson were born into bohemian privilege. After their mother left their wealthy father she married 70’s rocker Mick Jones of Foreigner.

The article tries to parallel the lives of the Ronson children to that of Chas, Margo and Richie Tenenbaum, but it’s really just a three page article about rich kids growing up in New York.

Yes, the kids would wake up to the elder Ronson drinking Johnny Walker and playing chess with Daryl Hall at 8:00 a.m., when they were leaving for school. And sure, Al Pacino has come over for Christmas lunch. (”It was epic,” says Samantha. “I had just watched Scarface, and I don’t think I spoke.”) Speculation about who was a houseguest has taken on mythic proportions. “People say that David Bowie and Andy Warhol would pop over for tea,” says Mark. “If they did, I wish I had known.”

To be fair the article does include some interesting tidbits such as, Samantha actually started out as a folk singer and one of her songs was featured in her girlfriends first big movie Mean Girls. Not surprisingly, Sam declines to say much about her relationship with LiLo other than to remind us all that she is only 22 years old and that they are “friends”.

CLICK HERE to read more about Samantha’s DJ career, Mark’s musical greatness and Charlotte’s success in the fashion industry. It’s a great read if you like rich kids, and who doesn’t?