There is major drama at the Pasedena Recovery Centre where Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew is being filmed. Shockingly it involves the loudmouthed former model Janice Dickinson.

The self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel is said to have had several ‘very loud arguments’ with ex-Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel.

‘Rachel hates Janice and Janice hates Rachel.Janice thinks Rachel is an opportunist, and Rachel thinks Janice is a has been. They haven’t gotten along since the beginning. They get into frequent loud arguments and it’s getting disruptive for the others. Janice frequently rolls her eyes when Rachel is talking in the group therapy sessions.’

Two chicks who want to be the prettiest girls in the room.

Rachel briefly quit the program earlier this week and bolted to the L’Ermitage hotel in Beverly Hills, reportedly after a particularly tough therapy session with Dr. Drew in which he questioned her about her self esteem and self worth. Apparently she has none.

So much crap hit the fan after the Tiger Woods and Rachel Uchitel affair was exposed that we forget she was the catalyst in this ugly scandal. Lots of hookers and porn stars came forward after her, but she was the one that toppled the Woods House of Cards.

The mainstream press have been trying to figure out what Elin Woods was going to do for months now, but I think most of knew that there was no way in hell she was going to stay married to Tiger after this international humiliation she and her kids have had to go through. But she has been biding her time to get the best deal possible for her future and her little future golfers. And boy howdy…did she get it!

News broke this morning that Tiger and Elin are very close to signing a $750 million divorce settlement. $75o MILLION DOLLARS people. That’s alot even for Tiger Woods to pay out. It’s a shocking deal but it’s thought to be so extreme because Elin will have to agree to a lifetime confidentiality clause that will prevent her from her ever releasing a tell-all book discussing her private life while she was married to Tiger.

I’d say that’s a fair deal. Her kids don’t need anymore of their daddy’s dirty laundry aired anyway. In fact, Tiger should add another mil in the deal for all the therapy his kids are going to need when they get old enough to realize what happened when their perfect life fell apart.