Thank you! Now if he can just give up the girly skinny jeans and hoodies that are two sizes too small the universe might be in balance again.

Let’s hope that all the creepy looking teenage boys with way too long swoosh bangs that haven’t been washed in a week that emulate his look heard that bold statement and take heed.

Pete is part owner of the Angels and Kings venue in Manhattan, along with members of Gym Class Heroes and Cobra Starship.

The bar has been shut down for three days amid claims alcoholic drinks had been served to underage customers, although the bar’s website claims is only temporarily closed for maintenance work.

Celebrity website Gawker.com is reporting Angels and Kings was closed by the New York Police Department. The site has also posted photographs of the venue’s front door, which has been plastered with a police notice which states the bar has been “closed by court order” over the “illegal sale of alcoholic beverages to minors”.

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The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.

“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness tells Star. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers [and] dancing on a pool table with the girls.”

However, earlier in the day, Ashlee — who headed back home after attending FOB’s April 4 concert in Irvine, Calif. — Twittered: “I am beyond sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home.” And also: “I need my hubs.”

“I refuse to answer my front door because I’m convinced someone is going to murder me. I used to think that some day I’d end up murdering a close friend or relative. Now it’s reversed and I’m convinced it’s going to happen to me. That’s they way I’m going out, I’m completely sure of it. So I refuse to answer the front door – it greatly minimizes that risk”

Before you go thinking that P-Daddy is a complete loony….he also said becoming a husband and father has finally given him peace of mind.

Read the rest of the interesting article HERE.

Pete also told Howard that he gained at least 10 pounds while Ashlee was pregnant and is now trying to get is off.

“I gained 10 pounds at least. I usually hang out around 135, 134, I go up to about 140, and when I hit 148, I get fat face. I’m working out a little bit, trying…I mean last night I decided to eat Virgil’s [BBQ] at midnight which is never a good idea…I’m feeling that a little bit today. For the most part, we’re going on walks – that kind of stuff. I think it comes off easier for her because she gets to breast feed and I don’t have the luxury of doing that.”

Wow, Pete. 135 really? You are a small, small man.

On hand for support was his wife Ashlee Simpson, her sister Jessica Simpson, Nicole Richie and her baby daddy Joel Madden, and the freshly dumped and newly thin Benji Madden.

Pete and Travis describe their show as the following:

“If I don’t take an Ambien, I’ll sleep for an hour. With Ambien, I’ll sleep from 2am to seven (am). But, if you don’t fall asleep, Ambien makes you hallucinate. About four months ago I took Ambien and almost set the house on fire.”

Pete also says that since his pregnant wife Ashlee Simpson goes to bed at 8pm, he ends up having some pretty groovy conversations with his dogs.

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The segment was filmed at Pete and Ashlee’s home and included such parenting gems as putting the crib in the garage because, “You don’t want the baby next to you (in the bedroom) crying because you’re gonna want to knock the boots with Ashlee once she’s had the baby.”

And what kind of mentor would he be if he didn’t mention how much time you save if you just attach the nipple directly to the bottle of malt liquor? The skit ends with what we think is the best line of the entire skit. Snoop offers the newlyweds his congratulations and wishing them luck in having “a healthy beautiful little boy,” before begging them not to let the child rap because: “You two are the whitest couple on earth.”

On a completely different topic, check out the BIG CRUSH John Mayer has on our man Pete on ‘Mayer the Players‘ blog.

“I was commissioned to create a bee,” Sawaya recently blogged on his website. “Why a bee? Because it is romantic of course. In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow and arrows, and the bow string is made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world the bee symbolized the soul because they migrated in swarms. And the Roman god of love, Cupid, is often pictured with bees or being stung.

“I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift,” Sawaya continues. “They are a fun couple as evidenced by their Alice in Wonderland themed wedding. And didn’t Alice think she saw a bee in Through the Looking Glass? (Incidentally, she thought they were bees, but they turned out to be elephants. Alice wasn’t the brightest child.)”

The BB (big bee) took a week to create and Ashlee should be taking delivery in early June. No word on how much Pete had to cough up for this gift. How much does $18,000 legos run these days?

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Pete might need a hobby if he has time to hunt down the materials to make this paper plate mask before he takes his pregant wife out for ice cream and pickles.  Still, we love the creativity and would think this emo kids little ‘fun with the paps hijinks‘ was hilarious if it wasn’t for the fact that he just made some fat pornographer a ton of cash. The website listed is a porn portal website.

“Your ad could be here… Email: Jon@douchebag.com.”  Do Not go there…..especially if you are at work.

“I got in my car. I remember I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen’s “Hallelujah” and sat there and took a bunch of [anxiety drug] Ativan in a Best Buy parking lot,” Wentz says in a video for MTV’s college channel MTVU.

“And I called up my manager because I was, at that point, completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words, so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me and we went to the hospital.”

“It’s not really about keeping your head above water, it’s about feeling all right and feeling safe in your own skin,” Wentz says. “It’s not about keeping your head above water and barely keep going.”

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