Despite her sexy new 1950’s pin-up style campaign for Miss Ultimo lingerie, Peaches Geldof says she is not trying to be sexy for anyone.

‘It’s obvious I’m not dressing for men,’ she recently revealed. ‘I don’t want to be sexy. I’m like covered in tattoos. I have piercings. I’m just grungy and weird and not what is socially accepted as beautiful, and I think that’s cool.’

If you are fuzzy on just who this tattooed covered chick is…she is the 20 year old daughter of Sir Bob Geldof (and I shouldn’t have to tell you guys who he is) and a true Brit wild child. She’s already been married and divorced and she sometimes writes for the tragically hip Nylon magazine.

The UK Daily Mail posted these great pictures of a topless and tattoo covered Peaches Geldof this week, and for some reason they totally caught me off guard.

I’m a huge fan of body art and self expression, but the placement of this newly divorced chick is so odd and random that it makes me wish there were some kind of ‘you can’t be a young idiot when you get ink’ law.

Among the pieces of ‘art’ is a daisy chain which stretches from her knee to her chest. But other works are dedicated to ex-boyfriends and the teenager’s estranged husband Max Drummey.

The words ‘Ex Valentine’ around the top of her left arm are understood to be a reference to old flame Faris Badwan, frontman with The Horrors.

You can CLICK HERE to read more about what these scattered and random tat’s mean, or you can CLICK HERE to see the entire uncensored set that is mos def NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Shocking news today kids! The very strong and solid marriage of Peaches Geldof and Max Drummy is ending in divorce. 19 year old Peaches and her musician husband of only four months tried their hardest to hold it together, but sadly the complexities of a teenage drug addict marriage was more than either of these two knuckleheads could handle.

“She realised it was all a mistake – and her dad Sir Bob is delighted. She doesn’t fancy him any more, and wants to move on. To her it is as simple as that. She just wants to divorce him and find a new boyfriend.

“Max is heartbroken. He has been through the mill in the last three months, but there is nothing he can do. He genuinely believed marriage was a long term commitment, but Peaches has shattered his dreams.”

Peaches father Sir Bob Geldof is said to be ecstatic that his daughter is divorcing and returning to England from New York for a while. But he is growing more and more concerned about her erratic, drug-addled behavior. Peaches cocaine habit was exposed earlier this year and since then she’s just done stupider and stupider things. Last week her highly anticipated first contribution to Nylon magazine was panned by critics everywhere as …for lack of a better word…crap.

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19 year-old British wild-child Peaches Geldof has taken over for Kate Moss as the face for Agent Provocateur. Peaches and Daisy Lowe (Mark Ronson’s girlfriend) are seen here posing for the brand’s “Season of the Witch” campaign. Peaches will also be prominently featured throughout the winter campaign.

A source at the firm said: “She’s hot, young and of the moment. She’s got an edginess about her and we like the face of the firm to have that hint of danger. We’ve no doubt she’ll be a huge success.”

This is just one of the many decisions that Peaches had made lately that her father, Sir Bob Geldof, is not happy about. Party-girl Peaches recently moved to the U.S. to study at NYU but has spent the bulk of her time making headlines. Most recently with her quickie Las Vegas wedding to musician Max Drummey. As any clever teenager would do, she didn’t tell her daddy about it until it was too late for him to fly over the pond and kick that boys ass and stop the wedding.

Have any of your parents ever told you that ‘one day when you have kids you’ll understand‘ or the ever popular ‘I hope you have kids that act just like you‘? This is a shining example of that coming to pass. Bob was the lead singer of the British 70’s punk band The Boomtown Rats. He and Peaches mother, Paula Yates had many sex-drugs-and-rock-and-roll adventures before their divorce and her drug overdose in 2000.

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Bob Geldof’s 19 year-old daughter has been caught on film buying cocaine from the same guy that deals to Amy Winehouse.

As the secret video camera whirrs, she hands a drugs pusher up to £190 and says: “I’m going to need Valium tomorrow after this.” It is the moment the 19-year-old celeb is seen for the first time chillingly plunging headlong into the dark world that engulfed her mother.

Apparently this dude is the British celebrity drug kingpin. Glad the coppers are trying to take him down.  Read the entire story HERE.

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Peaches Geldof, daughter of Bob Geldof and Paula Yates, is all grown up and modeling for Dotti, an Australian fashion chain. For you young ones out there, Bob Geldof was once a upon a time in an awesome band called the Boomtown Rats and then he spearheaded the 1980’s charity for Ethiopia, Band-Aid/Live-Aid. Ok, history lessons over, flash forward 20 years and his daughter is a international wild child, growing up knowing your mother was an addicted and overdosed will do that to you.

Peaches is a budding DJ and journalist and now ads modeling to her resume. Remember this chic, kids. You’re gonna be seeing a lot more of her now that she is legal.

A little more background on this chick for you. Her mom left her dad in 1994 for INXS lead singer Michael Hutchence and was in a serious relationship with him when he was found hanged in a hotel room in 1997.