Say that three times fast. Snooki Cookie. Snooki Cookie. Snooki Cookie.

I’ll leave the ‘she’s already had too many cookies‘ jokes to you, but like any dumb girl Nicole’ Snooki’ Polizzi is trying to lose weight the “easy” way. Not that I don’t hope this cookie thing doesn’t work out for her. I’m just saying that Jessica Biel, Fergie, Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson and Kim Kardashian didn’t get their hot bodies eating cookies. Although I did hear once that Mandy Moore used this cookie thing as a calorie control diet.

But I guess if you are a D-lister that needs to lose weight, and you need money, you’ll attach your name to anything. She would’ve done better with NutriSystem or Jenny Craig but she doesn’t have the juice to get those kind of endorsements.

Another paycheck for Snooki: All those shots and beers have caught up with the ‘Jersey Shore’ star, who is 4’9″ and now weighs 110 pounds. She used to be a ‘ripped’ cheerleader and wiegh 90 lbs. To get back down to 100, she has embarked upon Dr. Siegal’s cookie diet, which involves eating six 90-calorie cookies a day plus a small meal.

“I used to be fit. Now I look at myself, and I’m like, What the hell happened?” She then quickly added that she isn’t about to stop getting her swerve on either. “If I go out I am going to have a drink, but I am not going to have 10 drinks like I usually would,” she said.

Watch Snook and Dr. Cookie below..and don’t get scared when they put the camera close up on her chomping a diet banana cookie. It’s over in a few seconds.

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The classiness continues. Watch 4 ft tall Snooki take on a big boy while filming in Miami last week.

When Snook says NO..bitch means NO.

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I really can’t believe I am posting this. But want the Snook.

NakedSnooki.com posted this second racy pic of The Jersey Shore star today and they do appear to be authentic. They claim there is more to come.

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So much for the Snook’s denial of any nude photos of her floating around there.

nakedSnooki.com has the unedited version if you want to see more of this overtanned guidette in a dirty bedroom.

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RadarOnline claims that they have seen nude pictures and an accompanying video of a very nude and trashy Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi. Radar says that pics/video are being shopped to different media outlets and they are very real.

The stills and video leave nothing to the imagination, as she is wearing only a smile. In one photo she is in her bedroom, on her knees, with one hand on the ground and the other holding the rail of the bed frame. She is looking at the camera with her head tilted slightly. Her spot-it-anywhere fingernail polish is plainly visible. Another shot is too graphic to describe.

Are we really prepared to see The Snooki naked? At 4″9′ and a few too many pounds I doubt it’s a pretty sight. She’s probably making that duck-bill mouth face too.

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