Oh good grief. Just when I was starting to have a teeny bit of respect for Snooki….more attention getting nonsense. Read more about it here...

She shocked Jersey Shore viewers and her housemates alike when she shared a passionate kiss with co-star Deena Cortese on her hit reality show.

And now it seems that the smooch was not a one-time affair, after Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confessed in an interview that she is bisexual.

She told the Huffington Post: ‘I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before.’

MTV and all the people responsible for the ridiculousness of Jersey Shore insist that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was not drunk when she slammed into an Italian police car Monday. Apparently, she’s just a bad driver.

In Florence to tape the fourth season (really???? this show has been on for four freakin’ seasons????) of Jersey Shore, Snooki was driving around with JWoww and the other girl who doesn’t have a snazzy nickname when she rear-ended a patrol car.

The crash wedged Snook’s car between the police car and a highway wall. She’s being held in custody which is odd if there was no booze involved. Do the Italian po-po take you in for a regular fender bender?

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It’s not the biggest celeb story of the day..but when accompanied by these pictures it sure is the funniest. Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, New Jersey today. The universe has a way of taking care of obnoxious people, doesn’t it.

The details of what she did that caused the police to arrest her plumpy little self are  unclear, but she was seen drinking Coke out of a beer bong and taking body shots at a bar earlier in the day.

Just one hour before her arrest, Snooki was tweeting at President Obama, who claimed Thursday on ‘The View’ not to know who she is.

“@whitehouse President Obama…love to tan in the rose garden …I’ll teach you how to fits pump!”

Maybe Pres. Obama just had her arrested for the hell of it because she is so lame.

Say that three times fast. Snooki Cookie. Snooki Cookie. Snooki Cookie.

I’ll leave the ‘she’s already had too many cookies‘ jokes to you, but like any dumb girl Nicole’ Snooki’ Polizzi is trying to lose weight the “easy” way. Not that I don’t hope this cookie thing doesn’t work out for her. I’m just saying that Jessica Biel, Fergie, Rihanna, Jessica Alba, Kate Hudson and Kim Kardashian didn’t get their hot bodies eating cookies. Although I did hear once that Mandy Moore used this cookie thing as a calorie control diet.

But I guess if you are a D-lister that needs to lose weight, and you need money, you’ll attach your name to anything. She would’ve done better with NutriSystem or Jenny Craig but she doesn’t have the juice to get those kind of endorsements.

Another paycheck for Snooki: All those shots and beers have caught up with the ‘Jersey Shore’ star, who is 4’9″ and now weighs 110 pounds. She used to be a ‘ripped’ cheerleader and wiegh 90 lbs. To get back down to 100, she has embarked upon Dr. Siegal’s cookie diet, which involves eating six 90-calorie cookies a day plus a small meal.

“I used to be fit. Now I look at myself, and I’m like, What the hell happened?” She then quickly added that she isn’t about to stop getting her swerve on either. “If I go out I am going to have a drink, but I am not going to have 10 drinks like I usually would,” she said.

Watch Snook and Dr. Cookie below..and don’t get scared when they put the camera close up on her chomping a diet banana cookie. It’s over in a few seconds.