The powers that be at Snooki Inc. are keeping her pregnancy super quiet. At least so says The New York Post. News around the water cooler today is that MTV went into crisis mode when they found Snook knocked up. They put the lock down on the news because they thought it would “greatly affect the creative direction of the show. ”

Yes, that’s right. MTV thought an unplanned, unmarried pregnancy would make Snooki and JWoww’s new spin off seem cheap some how.

The universe’s collective IQ should prepare to drop a few points.

Though she has publicly denied she’s expecting, sources say trashy “Jersey Shore” guidette Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is indeed pregnant and has plans to bankroll her mommy-to-be status into becoming “the next Kourtney Kardashian.”

We’re told Polizzi, 24, is carrying her first child by boyfriend Jionni LaValle, and is roughly three months along.

Sources said the reality star, who denied being preggers earlier this month, has already brokered a deal to announce the news on the cover of Us Weekly after she shopped the story to several celebrity magazines.

Oh good grief. Just when I was starting to have a teeny bit of respect for Snooki….more attention getting nonsense. Read more about it here...

She shocked Jersey Shore viewers and her housemates alike when she shared a passionate kiss with co-star Deena Cortese on her hit reality show.

And now it seems that the smooch was not a one-time affair, after Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi confessed in an interview that she is bisexual.

She told the Huffington Post: ‘I would consider myself bi. I’ve done stuff with girls before.’

MTV and all the people responsible for the ridiculousness of Jersey Shore insist that Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi was not drunk when she slammed into an Italian police car Monday. Apparently, she’s just a bad driver.

In Florence to tape the fourth season (really???? this show has been on for four freakin’ seasons????) of Jersey Shore, Snooki was driving around with JWoww and the other girl who doesn’t have a snazzy nickname when she rear-ended a patrol car.

The crash wedged Snook’s car between the police car and a highway wall. She’s being held in custody which is odd if there was no booze involved. Do the Italian po-po take you in for a regular fender bender?

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It’s not the biggest celeb story of the day..but when accompanied by these pictures it sure is the funniest. Snooki was arrested for disorderly conduct in Seaside Heights, New Jersey today. The universe has a way of taking care of obnoxious people, doesn’t it.

The details of what she did that caused the police to arrest her plumpy little self are  unclear, but she was seen drinking Coke out of a beer bong and taking body shots at a bar earlier in the day.

Just one hour before her arrest, Snooki was tweeting at President Obama, who claimed Thursday on ‘The View’ not to know who she is.

“@whitehouse President Obama…love to tan in the rose garden …I’ll teach you how to fits pump!”

Maybe Pres. Obama just had her arrested for the hell of it because she is so lame.