Octomom Checks Into Rehab – Leaves Kids With Nannies

I don’t find this story too strange. I think any single mom who has more than 2 kids and a full time job or the sole responsibility of financially caring for them could easily get hooked on poppin’ Xanax to get through the day.

What I do find off is that the rehab facility that Nadya Suleman has checked herself into for the next 30 days will no be charging her. Hmmmm. I guess any press is good press for any business.

Nadya Suleman has checked herself into rehab for a prescription drug problem … leaving her 14 kids without a mother for 30 straight days … TMZ has learned. 

A rep for Octomom tells us … Nadya admitted herself into the Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California over the weekend after acknowledging she’s become dependent on  Xanax … an anti-anxiety drug … which she began taking to “deal with stress.”

Suleman’s rep tells us, “Nadya wanted to get off the Xanax she was prescribed by her doctor and learn to deal with her stress, exhaustion and anxiety with professional help with a team of doctors. Nadya wanted to deal with her issues and make sure she is the best mother she can be.” 

As for the kids … we’re told Nadya is using 3 nannies and 2 friends to divvy up the child care duties. She also has a driver  to take the kids to and from school. 

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Octomom Files Bankruptcy – Signs On For Masturbation Video

The same day that news broke that Nadya Suleman has filed for bankruptcy to get some relief from the mountain of debt she incurred by having 100 kids ...TMZ reported that she has agreed to do a masturbation video. Ew.

Nadya has always insisted that she would NEVER do porn…and doesn’t consider doing a self-pleasuring video porn because it’s a solo act.

Octo has signed on to do a masturbation video … TMZ has learned.  She’s hooked up with an online adult entertainment company and will shoot the video this summer.  It will be released shortly thereafter — not a lot of post production, we’re told.

As for how much she’ll make, it’s hush hush, except we’re told, “It’s a lot more than the $10,000 she made for posing topless.”

Octomom Not On Welfare…Just Food Stamps

Crazy-ass Octomom Nadya Suleman is now receiving $2000 a month of our tax dollars to feed her 34,456   children. She did a big interview with TMZ claiming this was temporary, but if we review the facts …homegirl knows how to work the system. Before she got implanted with 12 embryos at once, by a doctor who later lost his license, she was on disability and living with her parents.

At the same time she was also collecting social security disability for two of her children as well as food stamps. In 2008 she declared bankruptcy and around the time of her pregnancy her parents also had to declare bankruptcy and watch their home go into foreclosure from trying to help their crazy daughter and all her very bad decisions.

You know of course that the house Octo bought two years ago for $594,000 is in foreclosure because she can’t make ends meet for 54,000 people every month. Even after the celebrity boxing, bikini photoshoots, weight loss, dating show appearances, staged photo ops and other various and sundry interview she just can’t make enough to feed her kids. According to TMZ she qualifies for food stamps from US because she makes under $119K  year and has 14 kids.

She of course knew all this because she was working the system before she had 12 embryos implanted in her, so it’s sort of like pre-mediated-planned-I’ll-live-off -the-government.

Note to people who plan on having a a crazy number of kids: We will buy into your crazy for a while…but after a while…you’ve got to do Duggar type stuff to keep us interested.

“I’m so so sick and tired of people making our business their business, and if someone has a problem with me trying to feed my kids temporarily temporarily with some help until we get on our feet. I think people… should be focusing on those who take advantage of the system, not those who desperately want to use it temporarily until we get on our feet. Hopefully we won’t be on it for more than a month or two…For three years I’ve been trying zero help, no food stamps nothing, I’ve been working my butt off and if [someone has] a problem with us doing anything to get some help temporarily, it’s exactly that, their problem not ours.”