Punk’d is back kids…and Khloe Kardashian is the latest victim. This is actually pretty funny. Stolen from that scene in Something about Mary…Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne pretend to come over for a girls night but it ends with some dudes junk stuck in his zipper.

18 year-old Miley Cyrus gave an almost interesting interview to 52 year-old Joan Jett in the September 2011 issue of V magazine.

Almost.

“People see me as this perfect Disney star, and the moment I put out a record that says ‘I’m not 11 years old anymore,’ people look down on me,” Cyrus told Jett, according to People magazine. “That’s why I have always looked up [to] you. When you came out, people were shocked that there was a chick that wanted to rock as hard as the guys.”

“I love that you never apologized for who you were,” Cyrus added. “It’s something I had to learn. I’m sick of feeling as if I owe someone an apology for being who I am.”

You can read more of the interview about how Miley wants to grow up and people to get over her shameful Disney past here.

On her quest to become the next and trashier Britney Spears, Miley Cyurs has posted yet another inappropriate picture on Twitter.

I try never to say that I hate anyone. Especially someone I don’t know and has never harmed me personally. But Miley Cyrus is getting freakin’ close.

My kid watches Bolt alot. So I have to hear her white-trash smokers voice as Penny…a little girl sad over her lost dog. It makes me sick to think about her with a cigarette hanging out of her mouth and a big gulp cup full of Jack Daniels as she did the voice over for a movie my kid loves.

So Miley Cyrus is having a text relationship with dude from Kings of Leon. You know what that means. Jarod Followill (and the rest of the world) is about to see some secret Miley parts on a grainy cell phone picture.

“Miley wants to keep Jared interested … she often sends him coy text messages.”
Apparently, Followill likes the attention. “So far, he is a big fan of what she has been sending. He thinks she’s very pretty and is excited she’s still flirting with him,” the insider said. He’s even been bragging to his friends about Miley’s texts. “Jared loves showing off his texts from Miley.”

Now that Miley Cyrus is legal and a child from a broken home, I suspect we’ll be seeing lots of racy pictures like this of her in the upcoming year. If not worse.

These pictures are of Miley and her equally trashy assistant being fake teenage lesbians, as teenage girls love to do for some reason.