Courtney Ames, 18; Alexis Neiers, 18; Roy Lopez, 27; and Diana Tamayo, 19, the four suspects named so far in the case, were all arrested last week. This afternoon, the L.A. District Attorney’s Office filed residential burglary charges against the group.

The burglars swiped numerous items — including Green’s locked-up recreational gun and “several of Megan’s signature t-shirts” — which have already been recovered and returned to Green. Shooting a film in New York, Green was allegedly unaware of the robbery.

Police also believe Ashley Tisdale was a victim of this idiots as well.

No more giant billboards with David Beckham’s rock hard abs and sexy tattoos in very expensive undies. We’re just gonna have to deal with more of the majorly overexposed Megan Fox.

So…out of respect for the chiseled perfection that is Becks in his skivvies…let’s take a moment to look back on what was….

Her bad attitude and big mouth could have cost the outspoken brunette her job in the upcoming third installment.

According to InTouch Weekly, Michael is considering writing Megan out of the series in a gory death scene in the first few frames of Transformers 3 and replacing with another gorgeous young actress.

“Michael’s pretty much discovered Megan and now he’s very quietly looking for her replacement,” the source spilled. “He hasn’t decided if he’s going to kill her off in the next movie but he just wants to be prepared.”

Hell hath no fury like a director scorned.

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Fans of Saturday Night Live not only got to see gorgeous Megan Fox work her comedic chops on the season premiere this weekend they got to see the newest cast-member drop the F-bomb during her very first skit.

New cast member Jenny Slate must have forgotten that the show is taped LIVE because she dropped the F-bomb during a sketch called “Biker Chick Chat,” which featured Megan.

Check out a few of the revelations that she let slip to Rolling Stone magazine. Brian Austin Green is gonna wake up one morning minus one penis.

On cutting herself:
“Yeah, but I don’t want to elaborate. I would never call myself a cutter. Girls go through different phases when they’re growing up, when they’re miserable and do different things, whether it’s an eating disorder or they dabble in cutting.”

On if she had an eating disorder:
“If I did talk about it, I’d be taking on a role-model status, and I’d have to choose my words very carefully, and I’d have to make sure I reveal it in a specific way, and I don’t want to do it.”

On her insecurities:
“I’m really insecure about everything. Self-loathing doesn’t keep me from being happy. But that doesn’t mean I don’t struggle. I am very vulnerable. But I can be aggressive, hurtful, domineering and selfish, too. I’m emotionally unpredictable and all over the place. I’m a control freak.”

On how she’s going to eventually murder Brian Austin Green:
“I’ve had to say to Brian, ‘You have to go and stop talking to me, because I’m going to kill you. I’m going to stab you with something. Please leave. I’d never own a gun for that reason. I wouldn’t shoot to kill. But I would shoot him in the leg, for sure.”

Even though Megan Fox has a sic body and is consistently voted Sexiest Woman in the Universe…she still thinks she wouldn’t look hot in a sex tape.

“Ugh, never!” the Jennifer’s Body star, 23, tells MTV News. “That’s the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex.”

A ‘hippo having sex’ is not what comes to mind when I imagine a Megan Fox sex tape. And you know that Brian Austin Greene has one locked up tight somewhere for his retirement.

Not only are they still living together and very much a couple, they travel together and never try to hide from the photographers. Brian is keeping Megan company in Toronto this week where her new horro flick “Jennifer’s Body” will premiere.

Apparently her people don’t have her on lockdown like the folks at Summit do with Robsten.

Can you imagine how she would have killed it if she’d been of age in the 80’s? We would’ve been like “Cindy Who?”

“It’s rumor. It’s not true,” said a studio rep. “There is no script. There is no project to be cast in.”

She usually looks so tomboy-trashy. This look totally suits her. Take a moment to join me in hating her for that per-freakin-tastic body of hers in that very unforgiving sweater dress.

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Megan Fox has forgotten what side her bread is buttered on. She is arguably one of the hottest women in Hollywood, but a box-office opening actress she is not. Megan’s opinion of herself is so blown up that she has turned down a role as a Bond girl in the next Daniel Craig 007 flick.

Megan said she wanted a bigger part in the film before she would consider it. That’s ok..she’s got that high school demon movie coming out next right?

“He made her wash his Ferrari while he filmed her. She said she didn’t know what had happened to that footage. When I put it to Bay himself, he looked suitably abashed — ‘Er, I don’t know where it is either.’ ”

Is a sexy car washing the equivalent of the casting couch at Michael Bays house?

At first I thought it was super creepy that he would need to film the sexy girl washing the hot car…but I guess when your biggest screen moment is going to be this (see picture) that sort of audition sounds about right.

Before you hit play….let me warn those of you who may not realize that RED BAND means not rated….and NSFW…but that also means it’s hella good. Just turn the volume down if you are at work. The F-Bomb gets dropped a few times.