Sacha Baron Cohen wants in on the Super Bowl commercial madness. Since Bruno didn’t do so well, maybe he thinks a little creative and timely marketing will boost the revenue for his next flick The Dictator.

We then see Sacha, who plays a North African dictator named General Aladeen, sitting on a palatial throne, where he declares: ‘Hey America I’ve just bought NBC. I knows the final score. Enjoy the game.’

Then it cuts to previously seen footage with Megan Fox sleeping with General Aladeen and a few funny Kardashian references.

If you enjoyed that foolishness as much as I did, here  is the full length movie trailer.

It’s been raining in my part of the world for two straight days and I’m starting to get depressed.

This new Megan Fox / Mike Tyson commercial made me laugh this morning so I felt obligated to share. Just in case anyone else out there feels like crawling back into bed for the next three days or sticking your head in an oven DON”T DO IT. Just watch Megan Fox half naked and crazy Mike Tyson dancing around and cheer the freak up!

The 2012 Oscar hosting gig has drama, drama, drama this year.

Brain Grazer {had to} swoop in to save the Oscars after original producer Brett Ratner left the show after it was reported that he made a gay slur at a screening of his film “Tower Heist.” A day after Ratner left his hand-chosen host, “Heist” star Eddie Murphy, bowed out as well, leading Ratner to tap beloved veteran host Billy Crystal for another go-round at the Kodak Theater.

Megan Fox and Josh Duhamel feature in this quick clip, which sees them venture around the world in search of The Host. Look for a few surprise cameos while adventuring with the ridiculously good looking duo.

Ridiculously good looking, except for that unfortunate mustache on Josh.

The serious acting thing isn’t working out for Megan Fox so it looks like she (and her new face) are going the comedic route. And keeping the sexpot thing going on to pay the bills.

So the painfully beautiful brunette has decided to go for laughs. Her next role — a cameo — is in Sacha Baron Cohen’s The Dictator and she has a role (again, unknown)  in Judd Apatow’sThis Is Forty with Leslie Mann, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Emmy winner Melissa McCarthy and John Lithgow. In these photos from the set, she is wearing leather shorts and a black tank top. What? Did you expect a business suit?

While we wait for Megan to get back on the big screen, here’s a look at her smokin’ new Armani Beauty Video in which she cranks it up to full smolder for an Elizabeth Taylor effect.

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Megan Fox says she is removing the tattoo of  Marilyn Monroe on her forearm because of the ‘bad energy’ it brings. I guess you could call not getting jobs because of an ill-placed and obnoxious tattoo bad energy. I don’t think it’s really fair that she’s blaming MM’s problems for her failing career…it could be because everyone she works with hates her dead…but whatever gets you through the night girlfriend.

“I’m removing it,” she told Italian Magazine Amica, on whose September issue cover she features”It is a negative character, as she suffered from personality disorders and was bipolar. I do not want to attract this kind of negative energy in my life.”

There is also the matter of another change to her body that she’s trying to undo; in what is such a universal problem, the Armani Jeans girl says that she got too skinny on her altered diet.

“For a year and a half, until about four months ago, I followed a strict vegan diet based on raw fruits and vegetables, no bread, sugar and coffee,” Fox revealed. But I had lost too much weight. So now I eat a bit of everything. I train three times a week doing circuit training with my trainer Harvey Pasternak.”

Ok, so now tell us about what you did to your FACE.