Since Lynne Spears has turned out to be one of the worst mothers in history, her book has been reworked from a parenting handbook to a memoir. Through the Storm: A Real Story of Fame and Family in a Tabloid World is said to be “a juicy memoir of a Southern mother raising pop stars in the midst of paparazzi mayhem.”

Barnes & Noble says the book is about how an ordinary mother deals with the success of her daughter and how the family (did not) cope with being thrust into the limelight.

“The stories Lynne shares reveal the heart of a mother who struggles to keep faith at the center of her life through its many unexpected twists and serendipitous turns,”

Whatev. The book is supposed to give some details about Britney’s breakdown and Jamie Lynn’s pregnancy and if you ask me shows how much Lynne Spears needed to read someone else’s parenting handbook before she had babies. Get your copy September 16 for the value price of only $24.99!

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Dysfunction runs deep in the Spears family. As far back as three decades it seems. Yesterday a 30 year old story broke about Lynne Spears driving a car that hit and killed a 12 year old boy in Kentwood, Louisiana in 1978.

“Anthony Winters and his friends were in the road on a curve on a bicycle. As Lynne rounded the curve, she could not avoid the boy in the street, as there was oncoming traffic in the opposite lane. The boy died at the hospital as a result of his injuries. Lynn, to this day, is grieved by the Winters’ loss of their son.”

That is just one of the many tragedies that has darkened the door of the Spears house. That entire family must have been Nazi’s or Salem Witch Hunters or something that requires payment for in this lifetime.

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