Lily-kins posted this picture of her new tattoo that she got at 2am in West Hollywood with the back on the scene party girl Lindsay Lohan. Where the hell is Sam and why is she letting LiLo run roughshod all over the streets of L.A.?

Maybe she got the “shhhh” to remind her to keep her big English mouth shut instead of bad mouthing everyone under the sun on her blog and/or twitter.

Lily told The Gay Times this week that she hooked up with twins at party in San Diego not that long ago.

The singer insists it was her only same-sex clinch to date – although she frequently fantasises about women. “I did once snog (kiss) these identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my a**e on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”

Front bottom? I love the typically British way she tells a ranchy story  – but uses a more proper and polite term for vagina.

“I stayed there for three weeks. I was really depressed because of the miscarriage and I’d kind of lost the plot a bit. It was quite a nasty time. Actually, it was quite nice being in there. No one could get to me; no one knew I was there.”

“It’s pretty hard to talk about it, but that Christmas I was at home with my family and Ed, and I wasn’t drinking, and I just sat there knowing I was having a baby and I was in absolute bliss. Sitting round eating turkey, playing games, watching everybody getting drunk, and being really excited knowing this time next year I was going to have a baby…And I haven’t.”

In case you are unsure of how “Ed” is…Lily is referring Ed Simons from The Chemical Brothers, to the S.O.B. that dumped her after she lost his baby.

Susan Hepburn, a Harley Street hypnotist told Grazia: ‘It’s very big in LA and New York and it’s becoming increasingly popular in London,

‘During sessions, I taught Lily to favour healthy, low-fat meals instead of junk food. And to see that alcohol isn’t a confidence booster, it’s just extra calories that sabotage your efforts to get a good body.

The weight-loss method has also been used by tons of other British celebrities including Sophie Dahl and Geri Halliwell, has also helped Lily to give up drinking.

The girls were among a number of celebrities subjected to the security treatment after arriving in Dubai last week. Supermodel Agyness’s boyfriend (Albert Hammond, Jr from The Strokes) was forced to drop trou for the invasive search as well.  This is what happens to well documented users in a country that has a strict anti-drugs policy.

Lily Allen says, “I was strip searched, which was so nice as soon as you arrive. I knew I didn’t have anything on me so I wasn’t worried. I wasn’t paranoid, just terrified. It was at the airport and took more than an hour. It was really scary as they didn’t tell you what they were doing, they just said, ‘Take off trousers’ and I was like, ‘Ahhh, help!’”

Catwalk star Deyn adds, “Both Albert and I were strip-searched. It was really traumatic. It wasn’t the best experience in the world but it is their culture and you just have to respect it.”

Organizers of the big event warned everyone of the guests about the strict drug laws, but I still say they were totally profilin’. You will notice that Robert De Niro, Denzel Washington Charlize Theron did NOT have their cavities checked for cocaine.

But I’m a sucker for balloons.

For the past few months, Lily has been ranting on her blog and drunkenly falling out of her clothes all over London. But now it appears she’s got it together enough to film a cute little video for her new single The Fear, dropping sometime in January 2009.

Lily had originally  described her emotional state as ‘dying inside’ and also wrote that she ‘feels like killing’ herself, although this statement was later removed.

You can click on the link above to read the rest of the rambling, party-girl angst if you like. Be warned it’s a lot of Lily-whine. Someone please smack her on her British bottom and get her some therapy or a good 30 day treatment. While you’re at it, teach her how to keep her shirt on. I’m over Lily Allen nip slips. (NSFW)

The singer, 22, had a miscarriage after returning from a romantic holiday with boyfriend Ed Simons, 37. A source said: “They are in a state of shock. The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken. Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed. She had turned her back on her party girl image and had turned over a new leaf.

Source

Did You Know That Geri Halliwell Used To Pose Nude? – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Sneak Peak At Next Season’s LOST (Video) – Girls Talkin Smack

Jessica Alba’s Baby Bump Is Poking Through – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Dang, Britney Spears Really Loves Her Cheetos! – Ninja Dude

Page Six Says Lindsay Lohan Is A Lesbian – Bumpshack

Ashlee Simpson’s Outta My Head Video – Gabby Babble

See Jessica Biel In A $2000 Coat and $.99 Sunglasses – Derek Hail

Know That Jamie Lynn Spears Is Knocked-Up Her Mama’s Parenting Book Is On Hold – Celebrity Smack

USA Cancels The 4400 – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Tara Reid Bikini Top Candids In Bali – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

“After the hypnotism, I want to go to the gym every day, otherwise I feel really bad. I just want to get more toned and healthy. I’m really good about everything at the moment — I’ve never been happier.” 

So far the hypnois has helped Lily drop four dress sizes and land a new boyfriend, Ed Simons, one half of the electronic duo the Chemical Brothers.

TMZ