I’ve never been a fan of Lily Allen and her immature online and real life antics, but I’ve feeling her pain today.

Lily Allen’s spokesman says the singer has suffered a miscarriage six months into her pregnancy.

Publicist Murray Chalmers said Monday that “it is with great sadness that we have to confirm that Lily Allen and Sam Cooper have lost their baby.”

He says Allen and Cooper are asking for privacy at a “deeply distressing time.

Earlier this week she went after ex-boyfriend Ed Norton and today she tore into Lily Allen because Lily got to wear Chanel to an event and Courtney did not.

Lily had a “lock” on Chanel at the recent NME Awards , meaning that Chanel had agreed to dress her exclusively for the event. No one else could get Chanel, and Lily couldn’t be seen in anything else. Courtney also wanted to wear Chanel, but didn’t understand the concept of the lock or why Lily got it over her. The two have been bitch-slapping each other ever since.

The CL tweets are rambling as usual but it’s interesting to know that Lily Allen did tons of coke at CL’s house. Ugh. They are both a couple of hot messes.

“yes but isnt @lilyroseallen contsnatly slandering herself saying shes fat and ugly? shes in the wrong business then, she shouldve used mom.”

“she shouldve gotten into film, this well groomed addicted to perfection person Chanel needing affirmation is what broken glassslippermeans!”

“can someone please send me the lyrics to the “Fear” i thought they were very honest to the psychological situation of our subject matter”

“shes not ugly and shes not fat( well she has a propensity towards corpulence but who outside of models doesnt?) but the lyrics say it all.”

“i cant believe someone who did massive amounts of cocaine at my house and was thrown out blamed me for her drugs, said i gave her shrooms..”

“publically she said i gave her hallucinogens , when she did about a kilo with my daughter asleep upstairs, and had to be phsycially removed”

“has the BALLS to tell me a year later when i confront her that after my daghter was traumatised when she came in her room asking for BEER..”

“told me shed been giving mushrooms by her posse and it had simply been convenient to blame me, thanks for the Loch and co hat advise but..”

“lying that i gave her a drug ive never even taken and i specifically said not to take coke in my house, if Kate Moss can abide?why not lily?”

“im sorry i posted a fat picture of her, and im sorry that she does accessories for Chanel wich has 0 to do w “locking” it a ignorant pr told”

“me that., didnt believe it when i heard it but already gone on twitter asking her to share this imaginary Chanel “lock” it was a COMPLIMENT”

“anyone who has the power to get @KarlLagerfeld to give them a lock and not even for the Oscars, the BRITS? DOUBTFUL! and she got so snarky”

“everytime she walked by me absouloutly innaproriatly frocked at the nme awards1 wouldnt be faulted for thinking she was at a premiere”

“she was in some sort of overdone starlet gown thing when everyone was in high kook. or stained hoodies drunk. and she hissed like a cat.”

“but i know why she hissed , she hissed like a cat cos i have a real and true band im popular, ( except perhaps w @grahamcoxon) shes not etc”

“sort of like an oversteroid very nasty girl version of me when i was 30 in an elevator w Gwyneth vibing her w my jealousy, i know it when it”

“happens, so heres the last word, i have ALL the dirt on @lilyroseallen, the fact that she was so ANGRY when i confronted her about her hissy”

“hissy attitude towards me and my posse her stuttering response was how could i insult her re chanel “lock” that was a COMPLIMENT!”

“she just was jealous, and shes in the wrong business, sometimes i spend 3 hours getting ready for a show, its pointless im going to get UGLY”

“its a good thing shes goign to retire, look at the lyrics for “the fear,” she lies, she steals, ( sunnies from Frances who loathes her)”

“maybe in “retirement” since she told me she wanted to prove to her mom and dad “how its really done” shell find her pretty self.”

“i dedicate “pretty on the inside” to @lilyroseallen the next few times i do it and suggest she look @lyrics.&”reasons to be beautiful””

“ohg WAIT isnt @lilyroseallen “producing” a play called “REASONS TO BE PRETTY”? why yes i believe she is, gee a little close wouldnt ya say”

Well..except for the one that makes her look like a young Liza Minelli in a tux.

Lily-kins posted this picture of her new tattoo that she got at 2am in West Hollywood with the back on the scene party girl Lindsay Lohan. Where the hell is Sam and why is she letting LiLo run roughshod all over the streets of L.A.?

Maybe she got the “shhhh” to remind her to keep her big English mouth shut instead of bad mouthing everyone under the sun on her blog and/or twitter.

Lily told The Gay Times this week that she hooked up with twins at party in San Diego not that long ago.

The singer insists it was her only same-sex clinch to date – although she frequently fantasises about women. “I did once snog (kiss) these identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my a**e on one of them and one on my front bottom. That’s the only time, but I have lesbian dreams a lot.”

Front bottom? I love the typically British way she tells a ranchy story  – but uses a more proper and polite term for vagina.

“I stayed there for three weeks. I was really depressed because of the miscarriage and I’d kind of lost the plot a bit. It was quite a nasty time. Actually, it was quite nice being in there. No one could get to me; no one knew I was there.”

“It’s pretty hard to talk about it, but that Christmas I was at home with my family and Ed, and I wasn’t drinking, and I just sat there knowing I was having a baby and I was in absolute bliss. Sitting round eating turkey, playing games, watching everybody getting drunk, and being really excited knowing this time next year I was going to have a baby…And I haven’t.”

In case you are unsure of how “Ed” is…Lily is referring Ed Simons from The Chemical Brothers, to the S.O.B. that dumped her after she lost his baby.

Susan Hepburn, a Harley Street hypnotist told Grazia: ‘It’s very big in LA and New York and it’s becoming increasingly popular in London,

‘During sessions, I taught Lily to favour healthy, low-fat meals instead of junk food. And to see that alcohol isn’t a confidence booster, it’s just extra calories that sabotage your efforts to get a good body.

The weight-loss method has also been used by tons of other British celebrities including Sophie Dahl and Geri Halliwell, has also helped Lily to give up drinking.

The girls were among a number of celebrities subjected to the security treatment after arriving in Dubai last week. Supermodel Agyness’s boyfriend (Albert Hammond, Jr from The Strokes) was forced to drop trou for the invasive search as well.  This is what happens to well documented users in a country that has a strict anti-drugs policy.

Lily Allen says, “I was strip searched, which was so nice as soon as you arrive. I knew I didn’t have anything on me so I wasn’t worried. I wasn’t paranoid, just terrified. It was at the airport and took more than an hour. It was really scary as they didn’t tell you what they were doing, they just said, ‘Take off trousers’ and I was like, ‘Ahhh, help!’”

Catwalk star Deyn adds, “Both Albert and I were strip-searched. It was really traumatic. It wasn’t the best experience in the world but it is their culture and you just have to respect it.”

Organizers of the big event warned everyone of the guests about the strict drug laws, but I still say they were totally profilin’. You will notice that Robert De Niro, Denzel Washington Charlize Theron did NOT have their cavities checked for cocaine.

But I’m a sucker for balloons.

For the past few months, Lily has been ranting on her blog and drunkenly falling out of her clothes all over London. But now it appears she’s got it together enough to film a cute little video for her new single The Fear, dropping sometime in January 2009.

Lily had originally  described her emotional state as ‘dying inside’ and also wrote that she ‘feels like killing’ herself, although this statement was later removed.

You can click on the link above to read the rest of the rambling, party-girl angst if you like. Be warned it’s a lot of Lily-whine. Someone please smack her on her British bottom and get her some therapy or a good 30 day treatment. While you’re at it, teach her how to keep her shirt on. I’m over Lily Allen nip slips. (NSFW)