Lady Gaga looks almost pretty when she’s all “Beyonce-d Up”.

I’m not sure why this video skeeves me out so …but something about it is very off-putting. I think it’s all the sex-noise moaning.

More bizarre-ness from Lady Gaga.

Say what you will…she is entertaining.

Just in case you missed it…Lady Gaga was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Not surprisingly they included her in one of my favorite skits, Deep House Dish with Kenan Thompson. But surprisingly her majesty and major biatch Madonna made a guest appearance and was almost funny.

If you read this blog very often, you are probably already aware that I don’t think very highly of the ridiculous stage performer Lady Gaga. I refuse to call her a pop star, singer, musician, etc…she’s just some chick that loves to rock the shock factor and has acquired a huge gay club following.

But I do give anyone props who opens up about their past drug use and doesn’t try to hide that fact that they are human and got caught up every once in a while just like everyone else.

She said, “My cocaine soundtrack was The Cure,� she said. “I loved all their music, but I listened to this one song on repeat while I did bags and bags of cocaine. ‘Whatever I do/It’s not enough.’ Isn’t that funny? At the time I didn’t think there was anything wrong with me until my friends came over and said, ‘Are you doing this alone?’ Um, yes. Me and my mirror.�

I wasn’t going to post anything about this because it’s Friday I’m totally over celebrity nonsense this week…but this story is blowing up and this is my job..so you go.

Lady Gaga has a penis. Or wants you to think she has a penis for PR or she’s really been a space alien sent her to blind us all with her ridiculous outfits the entire time.

A while back the following quote from the Lady surfaced and most of us shrugged it off as fake…but then this video popped  up today and things all came together in the shape of a penis. At about the 1:00 mark on the video you’ll see LG get off the motorcycle and what seems like a teeny peeny.

Its not something that I’m ashamed of, just isn’t something that i go around telling everyone. Yes. I have both male and female genitalia, but i consider myself a female. Its just a little bit of a penis and really doesnt interfere much with my life. the reason I haven’t talked about it is that its not a big deal to me. like come on. its not like we all go around talking about our vags. I think this is a great opportunity to make other multiple gendered people feel more comfortable with their bodies. I’m sexy, I’m hot. i have both a poon and a peener. big fucking deal.
- L8d Gaga <

I’m sure I read somewhere sometime that Lady Gaga said we would never see her in flip flops. I guess her strict clothing rules don’t apply when making out with her boyfriend at the beach.

I don’t think this news comes a big shocker to anyone. Lady Gaga admits in her current Rolling Stone magazine interview that she is into girls.

“The fact that I’m into women, they’re all intimidated by it. It makes them uncomfortable. They’re like, ‘I don’t need to have a threesome. I’m happy with just you,’” she added.

So Lady Gaga dates the only two or three men in the world who aren’t into threesomes.

Gaga says she never “loves” other women..that her attraction is purely physical. Like her attraction to Lady Starlight. When did every tranny-looking pop hopeful decide to give themselves titles? And they are both far from Lady’s in these pictures. NSFW.