Some days it’s really soul-crushing to be a celebrity blogger. Why is it news that Khloe Kardashian is not having fertility treatments???? Seriously? Why? Why do we care how or when this chick gets pregnant? *sigh*

But according to Google trends….many of us do care…so here you go…the scoop straight from the horses mouth.

“Because there seems to be much speculation, here is my statement,” wrote Kardashian. “I am not at this time in my life considering any type of fertility treatments. If and when I do, I will shout it from the rooftops but for now its in Gods hands.”

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Khloe Kardashian’s husband may be the second NBA player to get the boot from the Kardashian Klan. RadarOnline claims that Lamar recently had a wild night with some trashy strippers at a club in Washington D.C.

Lamar was seen dishing out hundreds of dollars to strippers who were’ grinding on him,’ and at one point he was even seen passed out in a corner. In a stripclub? Eww.

The venue bills itself as a five star dining and premier gentleman’s club experience. He was joined by Mavericks teammates Shawn Marion and Delonte West. They were all at the club on Sunday night – just hours before the 2011 NBA champions were honoured by President Barack Obama at the White House the following day.

Another onlooker told Radar: ‘Lamar looked to have about 500 one dollar bills in his hand and he gave all of the money to the dancers through-out the night. He made sure the girls were well taken care of. He was throwing money at the women.’

They also report that he took a stripper that looked a lot like Khloe in the VIP room and was in there a while. They always cheat with someone that looks like the wife.

*Sigh. Men. You can’t live with them..you can’t bury them in the backyard.

Stay tuned for the ho that did the deed in the VIP to be selling her story to highest bidder next week.

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Punk’d is back kids…and Khloe Kardashian is the latest victim. This is actually pretty funny. Stolen from that scene in Something about Mary…Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne pretend to come over for a girls night but it ends with some dudes junk stuck in his zipper.

It seemed like we were having a celebrity pregnancy boom this week. Alicia Keys, Gwen Stefani and late Tuesday the news broke that newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom were expecting their first baby.

The report that was circulating was that Khloe was 2 months pregnant, but it’s been confirmed that it is NOT true.

Probably just another step in the Kardashian sisters trying to take over the tabloids.

Kourtney Kardashian is not amused at the majorly photo shopped picture of her post baby body that OK! Magazine published on this weeks cover. Kourtney says that not only did they trim her down the accompanying article was full on fake quotes.

Kourtney also says she never spoke to OK! for the story, which quotes her as well as her friends and stepfather, Bruce Jenner.

“They doctored and Photoshopped my body to make it look like I have already lost all the weight, which I have not,” she says.

Last week, Kourtney took to her Twitter page to set the record straight: “One of those weeklies got it wrong again … they didn’t have an exclusive with me. And I gained 40 pounds while pregs, not 26…But thanks!”