Kate Gosselin has acted pretty cool about her show Kate Plus 8 being cancelled. But that’s because she has another plan.

She ain’t going back to work as a nurse. Not after being famous. And Jon Gosselin certainly doesn’t have enough money to pay the kind of child support she needs to keep her in hair extensions and Botox.

Since her kids have been paying her way since they were babies, why not pimp them out a little bit more. One of Kate’s oldest twins Mady apparently wants to keep on working in tv.

Kate has already started her campaign to get little Mady on a Disney show.  Kate took to twitter and joked “Aww that Mady… So well spoken! Wants to do MORE tv!!! Disney anyone? Lol”

But..she does look pretty good. 100% better than she used to back in the days when she was beating up on Jon.

“I’ve worked really hard!” she tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “Haven’t I earned the right, at this point, to look good?”
While the single mom shoots down incessant tabloid reports linking her to her bodyguard – “It’s just absurd,” Gosselin says – she does hope her new body will turn some heads. “I’m waiting for Mr. Right. It would be nice if somebody noticed me, sure!”

“Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children,” a source said. “She sees herself as a modern day Maria from The Sound of Music except this time the family singers won’t be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins.”

To be fair, you have to give Kate props for being wise to the ways of the industry and knowing that she has to act quick before people forget about her. The insider continued, “Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her fifteen minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it. After all, it’s Kate that’s putting the food on the table for all those children.”

True that. Daddy isn’t really bringing home the bacon anymore..and she does have alot of kids to send to college. But A Merry Gosselin Religious Christmas album??? There has to be another way.



I’m a serious Kate hater and a serious Dancing hater so I didn’t watch the show, but I did watch a few seconds of the clip to see just how awkward she was so I could laugh at her.

She won’t be on the show long, but I’m really hoping that karma steps in and makes her the first one voted off.

It is hard to believe that any straight man would want to get involved with her and all her baggage. And by baggage I mean 8 kids and a douchey ex-husband.

This is Just.Not.Right.

“I’m starting over. It’s good to have hair again. I never thought I’d have short hair for as long as I did. I feel like this is a fresh start, a fresh me, a fresh life. I’m rebuilding. There’s no option for this not to be a good year. Now I get to start over with a new self and new goals.”

But it doesn’t look new to me at all. Looks like someone just smoothed down the cowlick then took a curling iron to that big flat-curtain-like part that used to fall in her face.

Much ado about nothing…

Kate Gosselin’s eight kids already think she’s a great playmate – just not the kind Hugh Hefner has in mind! According to an insider, the reality mom turned down $400,000 to appear in Playboy. “Hugh sent her a letter, but Kate was totally mortified and threw it away! She didn’t think it was appropriate because of the children.” Still, Kate has no problem showing off her body, adds the insider. “She’s proud of the way she looks.”

I’m actually not surprised Kate turned Hef down..she would require a whole lot more cake to appear in his magazine. Doesn’t he know who she is?

I am surprised, however, that Playboy keeps scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel lately.

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